ART BARR PRESENTS : THE FARRAH ABRAHAMS RATING SYSTEM

[Art Barr]

Hey Joe,.......

It is time to break the mold and finally it dawned on me.
that we can't rate shyt on the five mic system.
Or even the internet amalgamated ampersand based system.
This is the era of the fame whore and failed peapod marketer.
That everything has to be rated as such.

So I present the : FARRAH ABRAHAMS RATING SYSTEM

which is the only accurate way to rate any thing at all anymore.
As shyt has sunk to such a proficient low and is based around pr.
That there will really be no real quality and if there is.
Then that project earned to be rated by the original system.
Where it is so profound it has to achieve classic five mic.
or five ampersand level to make it out of the negative Farrah Abrahams system and into a real actual high quality product.
So, this is officially me retiring the Scott Keith hot poker rating system and replacing it with the:

FARRAH ABRAHAMS RATING SYSTEM

where everything will be rated by her auto tune music and anything that even for a second.
Or remotely is based on just being a fame whore male or female.
While showing no skill or talent, and also selling out so pitifully.
That the only explanation for it is.
they are basically a Viacom fooled Farrah Abrahams like person.


So coli world,....
I present:

THE FARRAH ABRAHAMS RATING SYSTEM

 

[Art Barr]

@3Rivers

Yo, my dude....
Can I get your smile face making magic on this on.


Damn, now I can actually review media again after this shyt.


Art Barr

 

[The Fire]

what

 

[Art Barr]

THE FARRAH ABRAHAM : will be the top negative optimistic rating for the highest low quality rating you can give a project

The Farrah Abraham is equivalent to a negative one = -1

So hopefully when and if @3Rivers, makes me a smilie for this.
A rating of a Farrah Abraham will be indicated by one Farrah Abraham


Art Barr

 

[Sugar]

.

 

[Art Barr]

what

I said the same thing after being tortured by this and realizing mostly all music now is actually this bad.
Or exactly this level of skill and people not being real about how low level quality everything is.
must be suffering from wanting to do what Farrah Abrahams is.





Also, since you coming in here trying to be funny.
I rate your post as a fukk'n Farrah Abraham.
Or the equivalent to what would be four hot pokers on the hot poker rating system.



Art Barr

 

[The Infamous]

 

[CM_Burns]

GOATest poster of all times

 

[Art Barr]

THE TEEN POVERTY MAKER FARRAH ABRAHAMS RATING

the teen poverty maker Farrah Abrahams rating, will be for any media released where the person reviewed.
Is actually playing dumb clueless about the low quality they have presented.
While acting oblivious to their culture, race, tradition, genre, history etc.
Frowning upon the move and then trying to flip it and bounce it. like it is a total win using draw, money or fame to validate why they did it.
While knowing what they are doing is not ever accepted in their realm and then trying to act holier than thou.

The teen poverty maker Farrah Abrahams will connotate a number rating of a negative two.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

GOATest poster of all times

Preciate it,..handshake.

Man, it is time to expose these Farrah Abrahams ass nikkaz and bytches in this shyt.
As real talk, this is how low quality has sunk in all of media.
Since embracing whatever it is in the fukk companies and people are doing today.
While trying to completely act oblivious to everything in whatever their makeup is.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

PHIL ABRAHAMS = The combination of when dr Phil had to step in and check this bytch and see how Cray she was.

This will be th negative three star rating.
Which will connotate when someone like dr Phil or even dr Phil has to fukk'n step in and own and check you.
As you have gon so fukk'n far off the scope of reality.
You said fukk quality in every sense of the word even down to being a quality human being for the price of fame.


PHIL ABRAHAMS = a rating of a negative three

This maybe signified in an actual dr Phil smilie.
I just have to find the right picture for it and hopefully @3Rivers helps me out on this.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

PHIL ABRAHAMS = The combination of when dr Phil had to step in and check this bytch and see how Cray she was.



This will be the negative three star rating.
Which will connotate when someone like dr Phil.
Or even dr Phil has to fukk'n step in and own and check you.
As you have gon so fukk'n far off the scope of reality.
You said fukk quality in every sense of the word.
even down to being a quality human being for the price of fame.


PHIL ABRAHAMS = a rating of a negative three

This maybe signified in an actual dr Phil smilie.
I just have to find the right picture for it and hopefully @3Rivers helps me out on this.



Art Barr

 

[charmander]

lmao

i was readin the title like "i know the gawd aint talkin bout that teen mom bytch"

turns out...never doubt the GOAT

 

[Art Barr]

SLUT SHAME FARRAH ABRAHAM RATING

SLUT SHAME FARRAH ABRAHAM RATING, will be equal.
Or connotate to a negative four hot poker rating system mark.
Where now, said subject/project/material etc.
Has gone so far off the deep end, that now we have to resort to just blatant relentless shaming.
As that is the only level left.
to possibly get the subject to completely ramp up and evaluate what they are submitting and releasing.
To the point, you have left us.
nuffin else but to harshly shame you in the most obscene fashion.
To the point I would paste a link to her porn.
Yet that is against the rules here on the coli i believe and if it is not against the rules.
I don't typically ever post porn, cause I have a bit of sense.
Plus, I saw one of the dopest rappers in funkdoobiest.
ruin a promising rap career, by committing the rap no-no of filming themselves in an actual porno as an actual performer.
Which illustrates, I am smart enough to pay attention to my culture and the prohibitive tale.
that should be featured in every rap song.
Or a prescient forward cerebral thought to adhere to my culture called hip hop.
By not selling my actual virtue.
Or even advertising my virtue as a point of emphasis of sale.



Art Barr

 

[The G.O.D II]

I wish I knew the password to my art Barr meds alias