are you still considered a grown adult if you don't drink coffee?

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i had a friend tell me this, he said you can't call yourself a grown man if you don't drink coffee? :wtf:

i could understand if tha nikka said beer or something, but why i gotta drink coffee just to be perceived as grown or a productive citizen? :mindblown:

he stay rattlin off tha health benefits of coffee, you know how they rationalizing coffee and wine lately with all these scientific discoveries about how they benefit you

i coulda swore 10-15 years ago tha media would demonize coffee and tell people to limit they intake of all that caffiene....


that shyt nasty tho...if i find myself in starbucks i'm orderin a frapaccino (chocolate or strawberry no :wrist:)
 

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some parts of Brazil, you're not considered a grown man unless you've fukked donkeys. It's a rite of passage. Look it up on Vice.

American porn watchers almost got pushed into believing that Japanese women were only considered grown once they went through Bukkake.

You aint gotta like coffee.

Men, Women, Children. Listen: You're grown once you take care of your OWN responsibilities.

Someone else trying to hand their responsibilities to you makes them inferior.


The End.
 

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some parts of Brazil, you're not considered a grown man unless you've fukked donkeys. It's a rite of passage. Look it up on Vice.

American porn watchers almost got pushed into believing that Japanese women were only considered grown once they went through Bukkake.

You aint gotta like coffee.

Men, Women, Children. Listen: You're grown once you take care of your OWN responsibilities.

Someone else trying to hand their responsibilities to you makes them inferior.


The End.
Yep. When I wanted to eat a bowl of just meat sauce and no noodles as a kid, my mom told me "you can do that when you're grown and make your own choices." Damn better believe I've done it as a grown ass woman and remember that. :laff:
 

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Yep. When I wanted to eat a bowl of just meat sauce and no noodles as a kid, my mom told me "you can do that when you're grown and make your own choices." Damn better believe I've done it as a grown ass woman and remember that. :laff:

hey, man. The last thing a grown up should be doing is trying to figure out what to do to be considered a grown up.

That's for children, right. :pachaha:
 

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Why listen to somebody else tell you how to do something when you can do it yourself?
You're grown when you run your own life and control your own destiny (generally speaking of course), it's that simple.

That said, I probably drink one or two cups of coffee per day... at this point I'm basically addicted to the caffeine and need it to function. Whenever I try to take a couple of days off from drinking it my body feels sluggish as all fukk.
 
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