Are there any midgets/little people in the coli?

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The age ol question when it comes to midgets is, do they need 4 hours of sleep? They are literally half of normals and if they attended a buffet they would eat half of what normal people ate, therefore they will never need the original 8 to slumber..*snortsssssss**

Destrucity is the expression that came over me when it came over me that there were no physically fit midgets, they don't jog a Warriors journey is a eternity to a midget.How would a midget do pre-warm up stretches, what would a trainer say to them for motivation, "one more to go big guy"?

Its a reason why Santa Claus handles the deliveries during the holidays 1 midget for billions of people on Earth..Imagine a midget postal worker...I'm tired thinking about it.

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Midgets are the dark overlords of this galaxy, they are here to mess up the perception that mortals called growth, if it was a life or death situation and u needed cpr, think about what would a midget do?


we would both need a portable oxygen machineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The age ol question when it comes to midgets is, do they need 4 hours of sleep? They are literally half of normals and if they attended a buffet they would eat half of what normal people ate, therefore they will never need the original 8 to slumber..*snortsssssss**

Destrucity is the expression that came over me when it came over me that there were no physically fit midgets, they don't jog a Warriors journey is a eternity to a midget.How would a midget do pre-warm up stretches, what would a trainer say to them for motivation, "one more to go big guy"?

Its a reason why Santa Claus handles the deliveries during the holidays 1 midget for billions of people on Earth..Imagine a midget postal worker...I'm tired thinking about it.

tumblr_m718lddA3M1qgk0pco1_1280.jpg


Midgets are the dark overlords of this galaxy, they are here to mess up the perception that mortals called growth, if it was a life or death situation and u needed cpr, think about what would a midget do?


we would both need a portable oxygen machineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I wouldnt be surprised that midgets frequented message boards like this. Its not like they can chop it up with people in real life on a regular basis without people making issue of their height.
 

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I used to be a midget back in 98 but I grew out of it :yeshrug: just a phase.
 
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