Arab man talking to me about Kenny G for the past hour.

[Orbital-Fetus]

so i'm in DMV to renew my registration and this Arab was sitting next to me grooving to some music on his headphones. a few minutes later he takes his ear buds out and tells me he is listening to Kenny G and asks me if i know who he is.

me: yeah, that's the dude with the giant flute.
arab: Kenny G plays a soprano saxophone, not a flute.
me: oh, ok...cool.
arab: Kenny G was the only music we had when i was growing up.
me:
arab:


dude told me he lost his virginity listening to Kenny G and then proceeded to tell me different stories about his life and they all somehow related to Kenny G.

 

[unit321]

so i'm in DMV to renew my registration and this Arab was sitting next to me grooving to some music on his headphones. a few minutes later he takes his ear buds out and tells me he is listening to Kenny G and asks me if i know who he is.

me: yeah, that's the dude with the giant flute.
arab: Kenny G plays a soprano saxophone, not a flute.
me: oh, ok...cool.
arab: Kenny G was the only music we had when i was growing up.
me:
arab:


dude told me he lost his virginity listening to Kenny G and then proceeded to tell me different stories about his life and they all somehow related to Kenny G.

Why do you have to be such a jerk when a dude is opening up his life and soul to you like a real breh? Kenny G is the master of soprano saxophone.

 

[Luke Cage]

kenny single handedly turned jazz into boring elevator music. still waiting for it to get back to mainstream

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Why do you have to be such a jerk when a dude is opening up his life and soul to you like a real breh? Kenny G is the master of soprano saxophone.

i wasn't being a jerk, but after 20 minutes i started zoning out.
i started paying attention again when he said he was a child in Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
i'm a history buff so i started asking him about it.

you know what this fukker told me?
he said the Russian artillery was very loud and his family would play Kenny G really loud to keep the kids calm.

how do you turn a story about war into a Kenny G story?

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I woulda spit on dude and cracked his jaw! Dude was prolly fantasizing about bending u over to some romantic jazz. U got mindraped cuzzo

 

[Ricky Church]

so he lost his virginity either fukking a 12 year old boy/girl at 35 or the town donkey...while listening to some Kenny G.?

[Mr. Omar] TRAGIC! TRAGIC! [Mr. Omar]

...man I woulda got up and sat elsewhere after the first 5 seconds...fukka 20 minutes.

 

[unit321]

i wasn't being a jerk, but after 20 minutes i started zoning out.
i started paying attention again when he said he was a child in Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
i'm a history buff so i started asking him about it.

you know what this fukker told me?
he said the Russian artillery was very loud and his family would play Kenny G really loud to keep the kids calm.

how do you turn a story about war into a Kenny G story?

That's cray. 100% cray.
But for real, listening to Havana and Russian artillery would be a real downer. Cause like Havana is da bomb. And bombing is not. Know what I'm saying, cuz.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

@CantStop pops?

 

[JLova]

Thread title alone got me

 

[CantStop]

@CantStop pops?

not arab

 

[KnickstapeCity]

not arab

:mjlol1:

 

[DrX]

Look @ giant flute

 

[DrX]

Lol I listen too kg...that's my late night quiet storm music

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Giant Flute, though?!

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Giant Flute, though?!

as if you knew what a soprano saxophone was.