Arab man talking to me about Kenny G for the past hour.

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so i'm in DMV to renew my registration and this Arab was sitting next to me grooving to some music on his headphones. a few minutes later he takes his ear buds out and tells me he is listening to Kenny G and asks me if i know who he is.

me: yeah, that's the dude with the giant flute.
arab: Kenny G plays a soprano saxophone, not a flute.
me: oh, ok...cool.
arab: Kenny G was the only music we had when i was growing up.
me: :why:
arab: :blessed:


dude told me he lost his virginity listening to Kenny G and then proceeded to tell me different stories about his life and they all somehow related to Kenny G.


:dead:
 

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so i'm in DMV to renew my registration and this Arab was sitting next to me grooving to some music on his headphones. a few minutes later he takes his ear buds out and tells me he is listening to Kenny G and asks me if i know who he is.

me: yeah, that's the dude with the giant flute.
arab: Kenny G plays a soprano saxophone, not a flute.
me: oh, ok...cool.
arab: Kenny G was the only music we had when i was growing up.
me: :why:
arab: :blessed:


dude told me he lost his virginity listening to Kenny G and then proceeded to tell me different stories about his life and they all somehow related to Kenny G.


:dead:
Why do you have to be such a jerk when a dude is opening up his life and soul to you like a real breh? Kenny G is the master of soprano saxophone.
 

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Why do you have to be such a jerk when a dude is opening up his life and soul to you like a real breh? Kenny G is the master of soprano saxophone.

i wasn't being a jerk, but after 20 minutes i started zoning out.
i started paying attention again when he said he was a child in Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
i'm a history buff so i started asking him about it.

you know what this fukker told me?
he said the Russian artillery was very loud and his family would play Kenny G really loud to keep the kids calm.

how do you turn a story about war into a Kenny G story?
 

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so he lost his virginity either fukking a 12 year old boy/girl at 35 or the town donkey...while listening to some Kenny G.?

[Mr. Omar] TRAGIC! TRAGIC! [Mr. Omar]

...man I woulda got up and sat elsewhere after the first 5 seconds...fukka 20 minutes.
 

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i wasn't being a jerk, but after 20 minutes i started zoning out.
i started paying attention again when he said he was a child in Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
i'm a history buff so i started asking him about it.

you know what this fukker told me?
he said the Russian artillery was very loud and his family would play Kenny G really loud to keep the kids calm.

how do you turn a story about war into a Kenny G story?
That's cray. 100% cray. :mjlol:
But for real, listening to Havana and Russian artillery would be a real downer. Cause like Havana is da bomb. And bombing is not. Know what I'm saying, cuz.
 

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Look @ giant flute
 

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Lol I listen too kg...that's my late night quiet storm music
 
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