Handyman came by to take a picture of the water heater today.
Told me that my specific bedroom (as opposed to my roommate's) in my specific apartment was Tim Tebow's. Asked him like five times if he was kidding and he just gave me a straight-up poker face like, "nope."
I'm looking for hidden crucifixes and other Tebow-signs as we speak. The mysterious hole near the top of my bedroom door? Tebow. The plug in my living room that doesn't work? Tebow.
There's gotta be creepy shyt buried in these walls. I --- I have to leave now.
Told me that my specific bedroom (as opposed to my roommate's) in my specific apartment was Tim Tebow's. Asked him like five times if he was kidding and he just gave me a straight-up poker face like, "nope."
I'm looking for hidden crucifixes and other Tebow-signs as we speak. The mysterious hole near the top of my bedroom door? Tebow. The plug in my living room that doesn't work? Tebow.
There's gotta be creepy shyt buried in these walls. I --- I have to leave now.