Anyone got any funny Xbox Live/PSN stories?

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I was playing Madden Team play just now with some bum playing QB and i was stuck just being any on offense and defense.



Long story short, My QB was a bum who would get the ball all the way down field and throw an interception with Aaron Rodgers because he didnt know how to score in the Redzone. We ended up losing by like 21 to the Seahawks. The other team messaged me saying I was a ****** that "we should burn our Madden games like his ancestors burned crosses on our lawns"




I simply told him to give us the rematch and watch us win if I were calling the defense. They agreed and said that we sucked so bad, that they would pick Tony Romo and shyt on us



This time I picked the Buccaneers and was calling defense. I even let that bum QB run the offense again to prove a point that "Defense wins championships"



Dawg, Romo was 9-24 with 3 INTS. I had 220 yards with "Doug da gawd Martin" and I had 3 interceptions with their middle linebacker.

It got so ugly that they ended up quiting



now I know how Ray Lewis feels when you come back and get that revenge win


i messaged the opponents but im assuming they blocked me. It always feels good to get at those racist cacs on the sticks

 

[One4Deuce]

Not really that funny but I was playing Black Ops 2 the other day and checked the scoreboard to see that a guy on my team was 0-46 or something like that... I thought, I gotta find this guy to kill the fukker on the other team that's boosting with him, I finally found him and he's literally just getting close to walls and blowing himself up with an RPG. I can only assume he was doing it to ruin his stats so he could play against worse players?

 

[Sad Bunny]

My black friend acts white online to fit in with his cac clan on Call of Duty.


He evens calls other black people ******

 

[King Sun]

Courtdog getting sonned constantly and crying on the hamster for losing in super turbo hd edition

 

[MidniteJay]

Tekken 6 on PSN

I customized my Baek Doo San in cowboy gear, pink colors with assless chaps on making him look gay as fukk.

Had nikkas PMing me calling me a faq even when they won the match. One message I remember that made me laugh was a message that had "The fukk is this? Broke Baek Mountain?"

 

[-{J03c00L}-]

Tekken 6 on PSN

I customized my Baek Doo San in cowboy gear, pink colors with assless chaps on making him look gay as fukk.

Had nikkas PMing me calling me a faq even when they won the match. One message I remember that made me laugh was a message that had "The fukk is this? Broke Baek Mountain?"

 

[Rain]

Tekken 6 on PSN

I customized my Baek Doo San in cowboy gear, pink colors with assless chaps on making him look gay as fukk.

Had nikkas PMing me calling me a faq even when they won the match. One message I remember that made me laugh was a message that had "The fukk is this? Broke Baek Mountain?"

 

[illwittdeez]

My 2nd experience on Xbox live playing Call of Duty Black Ops 2 with a racist team member:

Racist Team Member: You's a bytch ass nikka, shut up you bytch ass nikka, black bytch ass nikka bytch ass nikka bytch ass nikka (x10).....

Lonewolf: nikka you can't come up with something more original? like call us porch monkeys!.....SOMETHING!

Racist Team Member: You's a bytch ass nikka, shut up you bytch ass nikka, black bytch ass nikka.....

Lonewolf: That's why yo mama's gay!!!

Me (illwittdeez): Wolf it's kinda hard for his mom's to be gay when she has both sets of genitals!

Racist Team Member:...........

(laughter......)

Random Team Member: Damn now that's a burn!!!!!!!

if I can't shut them up in the game I do it on the mic.

 

[Ray Jesus]

I used to play this racing game with my friend and there was a section of the game where you could auction off your cars. Anyway, there was a small window of time (a few seconds) where the car would have to be transferred to the buyer and you could steal it. I don't know how many people knew about this but some of the cars were so expensive you'd have to play hours & hours to afford them. It was really the funniest shyt because I would just try and steal cars all day. It was more fun than the actual game

 

[Fatboi1]

I was playing Gears of War 3 online with a few of my friends and we lost this match and suddenly this white guy gets on raging like "HAHA WE WON YOU fukkING ******S GO BACK TO PSN BECAUSE WE'RE ON XBOX WHERE WE PAY FOR IT BECAUSE WE ARE SUPERIOR!!"

:mjlaff:

Another fun moment was one time I got done playing a match of Uncharted 2 and some nikkas started to fight in the lobby talking about "IGHT BREH I'M RIGHT HERE ____ bEACH CALIFORNIA!!" nikkas was getting amped up ready to travel to bang and shyt. shyt had me like

 

[Ineedmoney504]

i had too many crazy times on xbl, gears 2 everyday was great before party chat got in the game,

one night i was in a party chat wit one of my homies from my hood, and one of my homies from college joined the party, these nikkaz start fussing over a game of madden,and im just dieing laughing, dude from my hood was like

homie from the hood -a ineedmoney504 im bout to get off for a minute, ima see u in a minute

me(ineedmoney504) - aight son be cool homie, hit me up when u get back on

homie from school- yea u bytch ass nikka, get off, u knw u aint built to fukk wit me, and if i see u in the street, ima slap the shyt out u

homie from the hood - signs off without saying nothin

20 minutes later i get a knock at my dorm door, my my homie from the hood lol wit a big a 40 in his hand

homie from the hood - where fukk that nikka at, im bout to smash him

me- na son, please go home, dont do this shyt, it aint worth, he aint built like that, he was just talking shyt

homie from the hood - na fukk that ima smack the shyt out this nikka, im staying in this parking lot until i see this fukk nikka, and im smacking the shyt out him

this nikka goes in his car and stays there all night until the morning, i call my homie from school and tell him to chill out talkin shyt like that and let him knw dude was goin be out there all night, this nikka aint come out his dorm room that entire day, i told him the nikka was gone, but he was scared he aint believe me, he aint go outside until he saw homie online that night, they cool now tho, i squashed it

 

[Arcavian]

i had too many crazy times on xbl, gears 2 everyday was great before party chat got in the game,

one night i was in a party chat wit one of my homies from my hood, and one of my homies from college joined the party, these nikkaz start fussing over a game of madden,and im just dieing laughing, dude from my hood was like

homie from the hood -a ineedmoney504 im bout to get off for a minute, ima see u in a minute

me(ineedmoney504) - aight son be cool homie, hit me up when u get back on

homie from school- yea u bytch ass nikka, get off, u knw u aint built to fukk wit me, and if i see u in the street, ima slap the shyt out u

homie from the hood - signs off without saying nothin

20 minutes later i get a knock at my dorm door, my my homie from the hood lol wit a big a 40 in his hand

homie from the hood - where fukk that nikka at, im bout to smash him

me- na son, please go home, dont do this shyt, it aint worth, he aint built like that, he was just talking shyt

homie from the hood - na fukk that ima smack the shyt out this nikka, im staying in this parking lot until i see this fukk nikka, and im smacking the shyt out him

this nikka goes in his car and stays there all night until the morning, i call my homie from school and tell him to chill out talkin shyt like that and let him knw dude was goin be out there all night, this nikka aint come out his dorm room that entire day, i told him the nikka was gone, but he was scared he aint believe me, he aint go outside until he saw homie online that night, they cool now tho, i squashed it

people forget that the net/xbl can be real as fukk


I cant remember what game I was kicking Courtdog ass in but that nikka rage quit in the middle of it

 

[Killer Instinct]

i had too many crazy times on xbl, gears 2 everyday was great before party chat got in the game,

one night i was in a party chat wit one of my homies from my hood, and one of my homies from college joined the party, these nikkaz start fussing over a game of madden,and im just dieing laughing, dude from my hood was like

homie from the hood -a ineedmoney504 im bout to get off for a minute, ima see u in a minute

me(ineedmoney504) - aight son be cool homie, hit me up when u get back on

homie from school- yea u bytch ass nikka, get off, u knw u aint built to fukk wit me, and if i see u in the street, ima slap the shyt out u

homie from the hood - signs off without saying nothin

20 minutes later i get a knock at my dorm door, my my homie from the hood lol wit a big a 40 in his hand

homie from the hood - where fukk that nikka at, im bout to smash him

me- na son, please go home, dont do this shyt, it aint worth, he aint built like that, he was just talking shyt

homie from the hood - na fukk that ima smack the shyt out this nikka, im staying in this parking lot until i see this fukk nikka, and im smacking the shyt out him

this nikka goes in his car and stays there all night until the morning, i call my homie from school and tell him to chill out talkin shyt like that and let him knw dude was goin be out there all night, this nikka aint come out his dorm room that entire day, i told him the nikka was gone, but he was scared he aint believe me, he aint go outside until he saw homie online that night, they cool now tho, i squashed it

 

[Bboystyle]

The worse part is when you're the one talking shyt cuz them elitist taking jabs at you so u decide to try to shut them up. They offer to 1v1 u and u lose. Non stop messages of laughing and ether

 

[Ineedmoney504]

The worse part is when you're the one talking shyt cuz them elitist taking jabs at you so u decide to try to shut them up. They offer to 1v1 u and u lose. Non stop messages of laughing and ether

nikka be like leaving the party