Anyone else think the best ether Rock can do at the oscars is be boring as shyt

[tonyclifton]

been seeing comments all over and everyone is saying


Yaaaaaaa I'm gonna watch it rock is gonna ether them. Mind you this is people that say they never watch he oscars. To the public they're (the oscar cacs.)apologizing, but you damn sure know in the meetings they're laughing knowing the rating will go up.

If I was rock I would literally just go to the motions and not be funny

Strait up just

Welcome to the oscars. Our first presenters blah blah blah. Have the opening monologue just be talking seriously about movies. No jokes. No nothing.

He can ether them in a stand up soon after.

Chess not checkers.


Just my opinion

 

[Roman Brady]

No because that's his rep on the line, it could be interpreted that "Chris rock sandbagged" his hosting duties at the Oscars. But the headline would read "Chris rock sucked last night" and that's something an entertainer dreads.

 

[Vandelay]

I'm dumb as shyt...I'm like the academy switched out Chris Rock for Dwayne Johnson, what part of the game is that?

 

[Danie84]

The best ETHER is Rock not showing up at all

...and, leave the Jooscar with dead air, scrambling for a host on Live-Tv

But, he'll be Blackballed-4-Life

 

[tonyclifton]

No because that's his rep on the line, it could be interpreted that "Chris rock sandbagged" his hosting duties at the Oscars. But the headline would read "Chris rock sucked last night" and that's something an entertainer dreads.

Rock doesn't need the oscars. He finds his own movies and can sell out tours forever.

 

[Roman Brady]

Rock doesn't need the oscars. He finds his own movies and can sell out tours forever.

Never said he needed the Oscars but if you don't think that is the ultimate fail for an entertainer I don't know what to tell you

 

[tonyclifton]

Never said he needed the Oscars but if you don't think that is the ultimate fail for an entertainer I don't know what to tell you

If he does it with dry humor it would only be stupid people who wouldn't get it

 

[obarth]

If he does it with dry humor it would only be stupid people who wouldn't get it

If it was Norm MacDonald people would call it genius; finger licking good, even

 

[BXKingPin82]

I'm dumb as shyt...I'm like the academy switched out Chris Rock for Dwayne Johnson, what part of the game is that?

Got me too

 

[H.J.Duck]

a professional like him isn't gonna sabotage his own reputation, plus stand-up comedians are usually cut from a different cloth, they need/want the laughs/shocked reactions... he'll do a great job, just like he did the last time.

oh & this was funny:

 

[Roman Brady]

a professional like him isn't gonna sabotage his own reputation, plus stand-up comedians are usually cut from a different cloth, they need/want the laughs/shocked reactions...

this, it's like if he was going to show up only to half heartedly host he might as well have saved himself the trouble and just opted to boycott

 

[Czerka]

if stephen colbert can mock the POTUS to his face, rock can do the same to a bunch of narcissistic airheaded botox addicts in the audience

 

[tonyclifton]

That's the key

He doesn't have to sabotage anything
He can low key give them the boring white oscars they deserve while using dry humor. Why give them higher ratings and tap dance while they all fake laugh while on the inside thinking " God this this is bullshyt"

Leo is the only one who gets a pass. He better get that Oscar

chess not checkers

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Chris Rock is going to shyt all over the oscars the same way he would clown MTV when he was hosting their awards about being music television but never showing any music videos.

He's not going to fukk over a room containing the most important and powerful people in his industry