Anyone else gonna be lonely as fukk for the holidays? I need a wifey

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

All my friends got kids or girlfriends...so i got no one to spend the holidays with

I'm bout to start going to the bar on my solo dolo tip ordering rum on the rocks

I really don't have anyone to spend the holiays with

my sister and brother, but they have kids and sig others, so imma be on the couch like while they all wrap gifts, drink and cook and do holiday-related activities

 

[Ashley Banks]

 

[john goodman]

You don't need a wifey you need some balls

You're a man act like it