Anyone else ever hear Woodpeckers as a kid...

[Another Man]

...then get SHOOK that the predator was out somewhere scheming on you?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVc-o_9J1PA&]Woodpecker Sounds - YouTube[/ame]

 

[JerkPork]

One started drilling the metal part of the chimney which sent a hellacious tone through the living room.

My soul left my body for a minute until I could figure out wtf was going on.

 

[Crakface]

Had a woodpecker peck a hole in the side of the house once and make a nest in there. Woke up to 4 birds cheeping every morning. It was the worst. Ended up taking a piece of bread, put some gasoline on it and put it in the hole. No more cheeping but, my room smelled for a while

 

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[ThaBoyBam]

Had a woodpecker peck a hole in the side of the house once and make a nest in there. Woke up to 4 birds cheeping every morning. It was the worst. Ended up taking a piece of bread, put some gasoline on it and put it in the hole. No more cheeping but, my room smelled for a while

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[Crakface]

Report Cruelty to Animals | PETA.org

You ever had dove meat?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oNljd7R1f8"]Mourning Dove Coo - YouTube[/ame] - everywhere across America these birds make the same sound. They taste good too.

 

[atlbound]

niccas feeding birds gasoline bread

 

[315]

nvm lol

 

[Another Man]

Had a woodpecker peck a hole in the side of the house once and make a nest in there. Woke up to 4 birds cheeping every morning. It was the worst. Ended up taking a piece of bread, put some gasoline on it and put it in the hole. No more cheeping but, my room smelled for a while

Damn breh you could've at least called animal control

 

[Crakface]

Damn breh you could've at least called animal control

I was a kid i didnt know about that. I did know how to climb a ladder though. I got in trouble for it though because the gasoline was potent smelling. Not really smart, putting gasoline on bread in a hole in your house.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

You ever had dove meat?

Mourning Dove Coo - YouTube - everywhere across America these birds make the same sound. They taste good too.

I had the same problem, but called animal control. I would have done this shyt if I thought about it.

 

[Crakface]

I had the same problem, but called animal control. I would have done this shyt if I thought about it.

Yea i didnt know about such services at that age. Birds tearing holes in your house have broken Geneva Convention laws and are looked at as vermin not helpless animals. Only reaeson i put gas on bread was because we had a similiar issue with a big ant hill around our mailbox. I took some raid and sprayed some bread, kicked the ant hill and dropped crumbs in the ant mound. I inspected the next day and the premesis had been vacated. A similiar strategy seemed like it should work for birds, in my head.

 

[jmspro]

Imma Have Me Some Fun, Imma Have Me Some Fun!

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

What y'all know about feeding alka seltzer to birds?