Dzali OG
Dz Ali OG...Pay me like you owe me!
I always carry myself as a breh who's not taking any L's from a lil breh, but to be honest, I've taken a few loses from them. The latest one:
I'm at a place of business a little early so I'm out front vaping and just parlaying outside the business until my appt time. It's a sunny day down here in florida, not cold at all, quite warm. It's early about 10am and it's only like 4 other cars parked at the door of the business. They all look empty and I guess they're inside on their appt.
All of a sudden I see lil breh approaching, he's just hanging in the air type aimless. I'm thinking he has some other business to take care of and he'll head somewhere else.
image of green katydid - Bing
Just happens to be my luck, out of all the places for him to go, he heads directly for me!
*I'm not afraid of bugs...I just don't want them on me. Particularly green ones*
Ni99a flies DIRECTLY for my face!
Maaaan I went to 
and doing the matrix, kung fu, windmill...all that shyt. Probably let out a shriek and all that. He hit me like three times and ran. 
I didn't land not one punch or chop. He left with a flawless victory.
Only saving grace was I don't think anyone witnessed the assault. Until I really inspect one of the cars about 5 minutes later. There's a old gentleman sitting in there with his window down. How did I miss him
.
I approach him on some G shyt like
did you see anything strange out here?
Him:
I saw you! I saw that hopper grass whip your ass!
All I can do is
Any other handsome/beautiful gang suffered similar?
I'm at a place of business a little early so I'm out front vaping and just parlaying outside the business until my appt time. It's a sunny day down here in florida, not cold at all, quite warm. It's early about 10am and it's only like 4 other cars parked at the door of the business. They all look empty and I guess they're inside on their appt.
All of a sudden I see lil breh approaching, he's just hanging in the air type aimless. I'm thinking he has some other business to take care of and he'll head somewhere else.
image of green katydid - Bing
Just happens to be my luck, out of all the places for him to go, he heads directly for me!
*I'm not afraid of bugs...I just don't want them on me. Particularly green ones*
Ni99a flies DIRECTLY for my face!
Maaaan I went to and doing the matrix, kung fu, windmill...all that shyt. Probably let out a shriek and all that. He hit me like three times and ran. I didn't land not one punch or chop. He left with a flawless victory.Only saving grace was I don't think anyone witnessed the assault. Until I really inspect one of the cars about 5 minutes later. There's a old gentleman sitting in there with his window down. How did I miss him
.I approach him on some G shyt like
did you see anything strange out here?Him:
I saw you! I saw that hopper grass whip your ass!All I can do is
Any other handsome/beautiful gang suffered similar?
