Anyone already bought their grave, or planned their funeral?

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I’ll be 40 in 98 days.

My mom already has her grave. My grandparents bought plots for them, and their kids when my mom was a teen. Her husband is going to be in the mausoleum. He was in the military. He bought his space years ago.

I have no idea what my dad is doing.

My wife and I are considering buying our plots now. Am I too young for this? We have no children.

Am I starting my midlife crisis? Maybe we should wait 10 more years.

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Have you and your wife considered taking out life insurance on each other?
 
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Have you and your wife considered taking out life insurance on each other?
We already have it.

My grandma died, and left 13 life insurance policies, and they all went to her husband, and his kids, and grandkids. My mom got nothing. After that, she set one up for my sister and I, and told us to always have life insurance when we get married.
 

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Naw, when I die whoever finds me can do whatever they want with the corpse, I'm dead, who cares?

If I ever had to have a funeral, I'd just make it a casual clothing buffet; they're already inconvenient and depressing as it is
 

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Fukk a grave. Stick my dikk in the dirt so I can fukk the world one last time :pacspit:
 

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Nah but I want to have my pets turned into diamonds when they pass. Might have the same done for me or buried under a tree.
 

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I own three empty plots i bought when my grandmother died, next to hers. However, who will end up there depends on who goes first. My mother god willing not for a long time, and maybe one or more of her siblings if they want to. If not i might be in there one day.
 
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