Mandarin Duck
Majestic and Highfalutin
One of his Uncle's only got 12 years probation and a fukking tour of jail 
On some "This is where you could've been" type shyt
At one point he testifies and they ask him
"Did the man that molested you look like your uncle?"
He says
"No. He was my uncle"
Defense Attorney: "Was he shorter than your uncle?"
Kid: "No, he was my uncle"
Defense Attorney: "Was he the same size as your uncle?
The kid literally says:
"Look, if my mom gained or lost 100 lbs, I'd know that's my mom. That's still my mom. My uncle is the one who molested me"
And dude still got off light through his connections.
On some "This is where you could've been" type shyt
At one point he testifies and they ask him
"Did the man that molested you look like your uncle?"
He says
"No. He was my uncle"
Defense Attorney: "Was he shorter than your uncle?"
Kid: "No, he was my uncle"
Defense Attorney: "Was he the same size as your uncle?
The kid literally says:
"Look, if my mom gained or lost 100 lbs, I'd know that's my mom. That's still my mom. My uncle is the one who molested me"
And dude still got off light through his connections.