Any player STILL IN THE LEAGUE that is old enough to remember Freaknik in ATL, appeared in any kind of Death Row video, made a cameo in any street ball movie in the 1990's, has banked over $100M in salary, and is a shadow of his former glory:
HANG IT UP
Feel free to add on any that I may have missed.
Old ass Juwan Howard is last player standing from the Fab 5; hating on the young Lance Stephenson (a Coli alumni) in the playoffs like he a 40 YEAR OLD GOON.
Kobe old ass getting Viagra shots in his knees to keep up with the new generation of wing players. It is starting to spread to the young BYNUM too.
He contagious now. Mike Brown had to trade Derek Fisher old ass for trying to override the play calls so their old asses wouldn't have to play defense.
Grant Hill still in the NBA for 20 years with a fine ass wife, EVERY SEASON THAT HE PLAY 80+ GAMES -- HIS TEAMS MISSED THE PLAYOFFS.
Steve Nash got hurt and was getting lap dances from Nicki Minaj, appeared on entourage looking like a Canadian Kato Kaelin, and now he wants to go to the Knicks? That would be a guaranteed 10 losses to Bulls, Celtics, and Heat. Nash know he cant hang with the new guards in the West, he wants to head East where he think Rondo will go easy on him.
McGrady punk ass brought home at least $150M in 15 years and he still complaining about mid-level salary on Hawks, he the poster child for Hawks, A BUNCH OF LAZY ASS SUPERSTARS.
Garnett innovated the league as a 7ft SG who could bang in the paint as a PF, now he looking like Clifford Robinson used to look.
Ray Allen has had so many bone spurs shaved off his ankles he could play in some damn sandals HE THE LEADING 3PT SHOOTER HALL OF FAME.
Iverson SOLD THE MOST APPAREL AND MERCHANDISE HE IS 2ND ONLY TO JORDAN IN SHOE SALES. He came on the court for 76ers game looking like a broke stand-up comic, $200M and he wants a 1 year deal to be a waterboy for a 76ers team that cant shoot or create their own shots?
Jason Kidd said he wants to come back, THE WHOLE REASON DERON DOESNT WANT TO GO TO MAVS IS BECAUSE KIDD WILL BE CONSTANTLY OVERBEARING ON HIS SWAG.
Eric Dampier is still holding down a bench after all these years? That is like Luc Longley or somebody who never had a big memorable game still being in the league since the mid-1990's.
Tim Duncan was talking about hanging it up if he didn't take the title in a lockout season, the SPURS HAD THE BEST RECORD and got bodied by the refs trying to crown the Thunder early. Now he says he going to be a Spurs for life, THIS SEASON SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPURS SWAN SONG.
Ray Lewis is a Hall Of Fame LB, beat murder case, won the Super Bowl (due to Jermaine Lewis), NOW HE HAS MO JONES DREW and CHRIS JOHNSON using the truck stick on him in the open field IN REAL LIFE.
Terrell Owens is still talking about making a comeback, what WR can played 18 years in the NFL and still behind on child support? Teach these young cats how to go over the middle and prepare to be an all-time great player.
McNabb could conceivably take over as Syracuse coach TODAY and probably win the Big East, but the Orange have changed to ACC. Its a new day, the prototype black QB should not be a backup to an inferior players. Meanwhile we have Mike Epps leading the Steelers to the playoffs and he never even played college ball. Hines Ward won Dancing With Stars and rode his horse into the sunset after he let little Finnegan? knock his lights out he was drunk on his feet.
Pacquiao barely moved Bradley the entire fight, forget a rematch, whoever loses in the next 12 round decision (Mayweather included) WILL NEVER SELL ANOTHER PPV FROM ME FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE. I want to see knockouts and new wrinkles in the fight game, NOT A 12 ROUND LARRY HOLMES PETTING MATCH.
I am not hating because they are garbage, these above players were my heroes since NBA JAM All-Madden juice code gold foil hologram rookie card clear binder sleeve And1 Mixtape, Hoop Dreams days in the 90's. It was a DOUBLE LOCKOUT now is time for new stars new sneakers new swag new dunks new rules new speed THEY GOT THE YOUNG PLAYERS THINKING ITS COOL TO FLOP ON DEFENSE NOW. NFL changing rules and helmets and fining for hits over the middle, sacking the QB, bounty hunting, what happened to letting the new guard take over so we can stop all this limitations SPORTS IS GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE NOWADAYS.
HANG IT UP
Feel free to add on any that I may have missed.
Old ass Juwan Howard is last player standing from the Fab 5; hating on the young Lance Stephenson (a Coli alumni) in the playoffs like he a 40 YEAR OLD GOON.
Kobe old ass getting Viagra shots in his knees to keep up with the new generation of wing players. It is starting to spread to the young BYNUM too.
He contagious now. Mike Brown had to trade Derek Fisher old ass for trying to override the play calls so their old asses wouldn't have to play defense.
Grant Hill still in the NBA for 20 years with a fine ass wife, EVERY SEASON THAT HE PLAY 80+ GAMES -- HIS TEAMS MISSED THE PLAYOFFS.
Steve Nash got hurt and was getting lap dances from Nicki Minaj, appeared on entourage looking like a Canadian Kato Kaelin, and now he wants to go to the Knicks? That would be a guaranteed 10 losses to Bulls, Celtics, and Heat. Nash know he cant hang with the new guards in the West, he wants to head East where he think Rondo will go easy on him.
McGrady punk ass brought home at least $150M in 15 years and he still complaining about mid-level salary on Hawks, he the poster child for Hawks, A BUNCH OF LAZY ASS SUPERSTARS.
Garnett innovated the league as a 7ft SG who could bang in the paint as a PF, now he looking like Clifford Robinson used to look.
Ray Allen has had so many bone spurs shaved off his ankles he could play in some damn sandals HE THE LEADING 3PT SHOOTER HALL OF FAME.
Iverson SOLD THE MOST APPAREL AND MERCHANDISE HE IS 2ND ONLY TO JORDAN IN SHOE SALES. He came on the court for 76ers game looking like a broke stand-up comic, $200M and he wants a 1 year deal to be a waterboy for a 76ers team that cant shoot or create their own shots?
Jason Kidd said he wants to come back, THE WHOLE REASON DERON DOESNT WANT TO GO TO MAVS IS BECAUSE KIDD WILL BE CONSTANTLY OVERBEARING ON HIS SWAG.
Eric Dampier is still holding down a bench after all these years? That is like Luc Longley or somebody who never had a big memorable game still being in the league since the mid-1990's.
Tim Duncan was talking about hanging it up if he didn't take the title in a lockout season, the SPURS HAD THE BEST RECORD and got bodied by the refs trying to crown the Thunder early. Now he says he going to be a Spurs for life, THIS SEASON SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPURS SWAN SONG.
Ray Lewis is a Hall Of Fame LB, beat murder case, won the Super Bowl (due to Jermaine Lewis), NOW HE HAS MO JONES DREW and CHRIS JOHNSON using the truck stick on him in the open field IN REAL LIFE.
Terrell Owens is still talking about making a comeback, what WR can played 18 years in the NFL and still behind on child support? Teach these young cats how to go over the middle and prepare to be an all-time great player.
McNabb could conceivably take over as Syracuse coach TODAY and probably win the Big East, but the Orange have changed to ACC. Its a new day, the prototype black QB should not be a backup to an inferior players. Meanwhile we have Mike Epps leading the Steelers to the playoffs and he never even played college ball. Hines Ward won Dancing With Stars and rode his horse into the sunset after he let little Finnegan? knock his lights out he was drunk on his feet.
Pacquiao barely moved Bradley the entire fight, forget a rematch, whoever loses in the next 12 round decision (Mayweather included) WILL NEVER SELL ANOTHER PPV FROM ME FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE. I want to see knockouts and new wrinkles in the fight game, NOT A 12 ROUND LARRY HOLMES PETTING MATCH.
I am not hating because they are garbage, these above players were my heroes since NBA JAM All-Madden juice code gold foil hologram rookie card clear binder sleeve And1 Mixtape, Hoop Dreams days in the 90's. It was a DOUBLE LOCKOUT now is time for new stars new sneakers new swag new dunks new rules new speed THEY GOT THE YOUNG PLAYERS THINKING ITS COOL TO FLOP ON DEFENSE NOW. NFL changing rules and helmets and fining for hits over the middle, sacking the QB, bounty hunting, what happened to letting the new guard take over so we can stop all this limitations SPORTS IS GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE NOWADAYS.
