Anybody fear the smell of dirty ass when they walk behind someone on the stairs/escalatur?

[DuncanWebayama]

I feel so awkward walking behind anybody, weather it be a nice thick lady, a dime piece, a dude. As a kid, I smelled this one chick ass after we was wrestling and man, chit ruined my life, I just can't get the smell off me and I do anything to prevent my nose from smelling that again.

I know everything in the world got a phobe name, but what is it for the fear of dirty smellin ass?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

you on a forum full of ass eating wolves.

we live for escalators. i be hopin they breakdown so i can stiff that arse beyond repair.

 

[Larry Lobster]

are you serious?

 

[DuncanWebayama]

are you serious?

yes, i don't know how to get over this

 

[Larry Lobster]

yes, i don't know how to get over this

So dont walk too close to anyone or you might feel that smell

 

[DuncanWebayama]

So dont walk too close to anyone or you might feel that smell

that's why it's so awkward maaaaan!!!!

 

[Sangh is Kang]

I just don't want them fartin in my face

 

[ScoopNScore]

 

[Michael9100]

Nope...

 

[AAKing23]

Walking behind really fat people or sitting next usually produces this result



I just be like

 

[Nino Brown]

That's a real shytty existence bruh. .... don't ask me how

 

[Born2BKing]

I remember in high school, this bad ass trainer chick for the football team caught me off guard. She had on some of those soft cotton athletic shorts and bent over near me and all I smelled was dookie. Blew my mind cause ol girl was so damn bad.

 

[Fatboi1]

I remember in high school, this bad ass trainer chick for the football team caught me off guard. She had on some of those soft cotton athletic shorts and bent over near me and all I smelled was dookie. Blew my mind cause ol girl was so damn bad.

She probably just took a dump.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

I remember in high school, this bad ass trainer chick for the football team caught me off guard. She had on some of those soft cotton athletic shorts and bent over near me and all I smelled was dookie. Blew my mind cause ol girl was so damn bad.

it's like, looks aren't beautiful to me, it's how somebody smell that is beautiful, because smells can be scary

 

[Illuminatos]

I remember this fat white kid in my 8th grade class used to smell like doo doo.

He used to wear the same dutty cargo shorts to class every day. We wrote on his shorts with a permanent marker and would check for the mark every day and he would have the same pair of shorts on.