Anybody Ever Almost Choke To Death

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Subway pastrami had me on lean

Cac was lookin at me like

Meanwhile I’m heaving and hacking and turnin blue

Luckily that shyt switched up to the right pipe after about a minute and a half

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

I almost choked ur moms to death with my paynus

 

[CarbonBraddock]

one time, i was in a orgy of bytches and they'd formed a maelstrom all around me and brehs, them memory glands was so abundant that they was absorbing the ambient air in the room. i still laid mad wood though that day and the next.

 

[Shogun]

Last week I somehow managed to swallow mouth wash, and it went down the wrong pipe.
Had Listerine in my lungs
Felt like I was dying a minty death

 

[Lord_nikon]

Last week I somehow managed to swallow mouth wash, and it went down the wrong pipe.
Had Listerine in my lungs
Felt like I was dying a minty death

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Devil Dog crumbs when I was a teen.

Small piece of a bone back in 2013. Soon as I tried to swallow I knew I'd probably die. Wifey was like "come here"
I was like and left the room giving myself the Heimlich and she "come here!!"
The bone was like

Kept doing the Heimlich like

Wifey: come heeeere!!

Bone passes through after 45 seconds

Me: Ate more food right after


Even though I remained cool, I thought I was gonna choke to death.

 

[Marc Spector]

Choked on a piece of gum in 7th grade.

Got up hyperventalating, whole class is like:

Teacher being useless as always looking like:

(I was the only black kid)

I can feel myself starting to black out so i immediately start applying the Heimlich and i spit out the gum

Class then looking like:

Only then did they realize i had bene choking

Im like:

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Choked on a piece of gum in 7th grade.

Got up hyperventalating, whole class is like:

Teacher being useless as always looking like:

(I was the only black kid)

I can feel myself starting to black out so i immediately start applying the Heimlich and i spit out the gum

Class then looking like:

Only then did they realize i had bene choking

Im like:

Breh that shyt is the worst...why don’t people believe u when you’re choking