Any y'all nikkas wear short shorts (ultra :dame:)

[Dont@Me]

Shut the FUKK up and just hear me out




I was buying gym clothes online and just bought a variety of things because I have a unique build and wanted to see what fits best.


Shipment arrives and I try em out. One of them shyts is ULTRA tight!!! Got my legs showin and lookin huge and even the booty pokin ( X INFINITY!)


Immediately I'm like naw, this is a return dawg , But I was in the middle of cookin and couldn't change out of them at that moment, and the more I moved around, the more comfortable I felt .



I looked in the mirror and did the most heterosexual 360 I could muster, and I think I could pull it off !
Now I'm actually considering keeping these shyts . Should've took these anti-Harlem shorts off ASAP so this wouldn't happen

 

[cyndaquil]

Yes, the women like it. This is only if you have legs they wanna see tho obviously

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Shut the FUKK up and just hear me out




I was buying gym clothes online and just bought a variety of things because I have a unique build and wanted to see what fits best.


Shipment arrives and I try em out. One of them shyts is ULTRA tight!!! Got my legs showin and lookin huge and even the booty pokin ( X INFINITY!)


Immediately I'm like naw, this is a return dawg , But I was in the middle of cookin and couldn't change out of them at that moment, and the more I moved around, the more comfortable I felt .



I looked in the mirror and did the most heterosexual 360 I could muster, and I think I could pull it off !
Now I'm actually considering keeping these shyts . Should've took these anti-Harlem shorts off ASAP so this wouldn't happen

 

[VertigoKnight]

I do at the gym sometimes with compression leggings underneath.

Feels more comfortable when I working out. Baggy or looser stuff felt off.

 

[TEH]

Don’t do it if you’re big. There was a big dude posted yesterday who looked moist af. Other than that why not even basketball shorts are getting more short.

 

[Jasonmask]

Only for the gym and swimming otherwise I’m not walking around in hoochie daddy shorts man this ain 2022

 

[Dont@Me]

Don’t do it if you’re big. There was a big dude posted yesterday who looked moist af. Other than that why not even basketball shorts are getting more short.

Maybe it's more than the shorts that make him look moist tho

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

OP when nobody is watching or judging:

 

[Brolic]

Coli brehs are running around in boochie cutters now?

My shorts stop an inch or 2 above my knees.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

come get this man, @Houston911

Username: @Dont@Me

 

[kj614]

Shortest I have are knee length while standing. Polo knit cotton.. Comfortable as hell

 

[Dont@Me]

come get this man, @Houston911

Username: @Dont@Me

I don't TOLD you about doin that shyt homie

 

[beenz]

I got some Nike shorts that come a little above the knee. Funny thing is I just started wearing shorts primarily this year. They are mad comfortable

 

[Estarossa]

I got some “way above the knee” shorts…

I’m 6’4 245 lbs…

 

[Dont@Me]

I got some “way above the knee” shorts…

I’m 6’4 245 lbs…

"Way above the knee"?

At a certain point, it stops being "above the knee", and it becomes, "below the dikk"