MouseTeeth
All Star
Ever have too many jack n cokes, meet a nice young strumpet n ur dikk is ?????
Ever hit the bar, have too many jamesons shots, meet a 18 yr old trollop....take her back to ur moms basement, put on a condom ()
n proceed to soft serve that wench???
Ever seduce a bbw harlot after a night of heavy boozing , only to find out the whiskey has made ur penis a semi flaccid slug when ur attempt to penetrate the wench???
n she hits u wit the "dont worry it happens to a lot of guys..."
Ever hit the bar, have too many jamesons shots, meet a 18 yr old trollop....take her back to ur moms basement, put on a condom ()
n proceed to soft serve that wench???
Ever seduce a bbw harlot after a night of heavy boozing , only to find out the whiskey has made ur penis a semi flaccid slug when ur attempt to penetrate the wench???
n she hits u wit the "dont worry it happens to a lot of guys..."