Any of U ever get Liquor Dikk?

MouseTeeth

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Ever have too many jack n cokes, meet a nice young strumpet n ur dikk is :flabbynsick:?????


Ever hit the bar, have too many jamesons shots, meet a 18 yr old trollop....take her back to ur moms basement, put on a condom (:stopitslime:)
n proceed to soft serve that wench???


Ever seduce a bbw harlot after a night of heavy boozing , only to find out the whiskey has made ur penis a semi flaccid slug when ur attempt to penetrate the wench???



n she hits u wit the "dont worry it happens to a lot of guys..."
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Booze usually has the opposite effect of what you're saying on the kid.
 

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Nah usually make me not able to buss
 

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Happened to me like 4 months ago I had the crib to myself she got here like 2am I've been drinkin all night. I could t get it up at all it was like my dikk was soft Pasta we finally gave up. She was like it happens shyt crushed my soul and she drove like 35 mins to see me
 

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Booze usually has the opposite effect of what you're saying on the kid.



yup, it can go either way....either my shyts hittin like a subwoofer or it aint gon happen...alot of it is all mental tho....i heard coke can have the same effect.................:mjpls:
 

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Yeah it's happened before, long night of drinking and couldn't do it. But I like to attribute it to porn and general pickiness when it comes to women.

If I'm not attracted to the women at all it's not happening sober or hammed. I'm not one of those bros where if there's a vagina I'm all ready to go...nooo much needs to happen before smashing can occur.
 

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when i drink i usually take an e-pill so my dikk be brick for like 6 hours. Im knocking the walls out a bytch p*ssy for hours :smugdraper:
 
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