Maaaaaaaaaaan this whole time I thought that after anal sex I'd pull out a dikk that look like I dipped it in German chocolate cake batter
But when the wife and I got drunk af this weekend and we did it...and after...I didn't see shyt, literally! I'm like wtf? Not that I wanted to have a shytty dikk, I just had it in my mind that there would be shyt everywhere and it wasn't

Am I lucky? Who does this on the regular? And honestly it wasn't all that. The p*ssy feels better by far!
But when you get married brehs you have to conquer every single hole that wifey has
But when the wife and I got drunk af this weekend and we did it...and after...I didn't see shyt, literally! I'm like wtf? Not that I wanted to have a shytty dikk, I just had it in my mind that there would be shyt everywhere and it wasn't

Am I lucky? Who does this on the regular? And honestly it wasn't all that. The p*ssy feels better by far!
But when you get married brehs you have to conquer every single hole that wifey has

for finally conquering that ass



to anal. It's still something I don't see happening but once in a while.... when I feel
You dont pipe da-booty-hole cause it feels better than the poon, you pipe da-booty-hole, just to be piping da-booty-hole.
)
" 


she wasn't up for it.