America is supposed to be a first world country but...

[Dr. Acula]

If you got doodoo on your hands, you wouldn't just wipe it off with a paper towel. So why do we do it with a booties after we shyt?

We're primitive as fukk brehs.

 

[Blackgate]

So why do we do it with a booties after we shyt?

i wash my ass after i shyt but most people only use paper and life still goes on so it probably isnt a problem