Amazon reviewers on Samsung $45,000 TV *dead*

[valet]

My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity. …
- James Thach

Five stars: Great Investment!
… Let's just say the Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV looks a lot better on the wall than any college diploma could.
- Anuj K.

Five stars: Simply Amazing
I needed an additional television for my breezeway walking from the side courtyard to the master quarters. Ever since Carlton renovated the Elephant exhibit, I only have the noise of the waterfall and the Harp player outside.…
- pancakewizard

Five stars: Did you see it comes with FREE Batteries?
- Cheryl Gustafson

Three stars: Nigerian money right in time!
After I got the $20 million from a Nigerian prince in exchange for assisting him in money transfers (so glad I opened that email), I was looking for a good TV and found this …
- IWon "the Ramesh"
The reviews aren’tallpositive, however.

One star: “So sad”
It makes those abused-animal commercials with the Sarah Mclachlan music playing so much sadder when the one-eyed pug is four feet tall.
- Jon S​

Read the rest of the Amazon reviews in the link below
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t...azon_reviews_for_un85s9_85_inch_smart_tv.html

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

nikka

A $45,000 TV?

Samsung

@ the reviews though.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'd cop if they accept coli cash

 

[Remote]

 

[WheresWallace]

cacs cacing in the Amazon reviews. It was mildly entertaining tho.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Lmao. Will cop a 4ktv in the new yr.

 

[beanz]

Read the rest of the Amazon reviews in the link below
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t...azon_reviews_for_un85s9_85_inch_smart_tv.html

 

[ADK]

Rick Ross' voice automatically popped up in my head

 

[beanz]

http://www.therichest.com/business/technology/the-10-most-expensive-televisions-in-the-world/

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Rick Ross' voice automatically popped up in my head

Thats cool. I used to be lame too.

 

[ADK]

Thats cool. I used to be lame too.

Word?

 

[Suge Knight]

45k is nothing to a coli IT nikka, keeping computers computing, and living that lifestyle

 

[JasonSJackson]

Read the rest of the Amazon reviews in the link below
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t...azon_reviews_for_un85s9_85_inch_smart_tv.html

LMAO

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1001250201

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