Hater Eraser
Veteran
I be high af .. and thinking about crazy shyt
If you ever seen that Shriners commercial you know this kid ..
So whenever the commercial comes on .. I been tripping lately .. like peep
What if this kid is like a real spoiled brat in real life , and he's making hella money off the Shriners because he's like their #1 spokesman right now ..
And he looks like hes 9 -10 , but what if he's like Webster and really like 19 -20
And he's pushing like a 2020 911 Porsche whip , ( modified for his legs of course and paddle shifter )
And got bytches on the low .. and in between takes for the commercials , he cuts the fool in his trailer ..
Like ..
" I told you I only want gluten free croissants you dumb fukks , you trying to kill me "
" If you dont get your shyt together Larry and quit bytching, youre fired "
And be wheeling around in his wheelchair terrorizing folks , not wearing a mask talking bout "Maga bytches"
His mom tries to calm him down
and he's like .. " fukk you mom " 
" You like that house I just bought you dont you .. "
(mumbles ) "Ungrateful bytch"
Then his boy co - signs all his shyt ..
And he's like " Calm down Kaleb breh .. you fukking up my bread "
Got a smooth hustle going on with the blankets and the donations ..
In the commercials he be sonning the other kids with ideas for money in the conference room like ..
" Yea yea .. thats a good idea but
What do you think Kaleb ? " 
Then Kaleb comes in for the kill and the tear jerker ..
" .. And , and we love you "
Other breh is like ..
He's getting his chips and buying hookers , and cocaine , and blown' money fast ..
Living reckless and not giving a fukk ..
Getting insider trading tips and investing in start ups on the low ..
Im sure its all legit , on the up and up .. and helps all the kids for a good cause
But I be high af brehs ..
If you ever seen that Shriners commercial you know this kid ..
So whenever the commercial comes on .. I been tripping lately .. like peep
What if this kid is like a real spoiled brat in real life , and he's making hella money off the Shriners because he's like their #1 spokesman right now ..
And he looks like hes 9 -10 , but what if he's like Webster and really like 19 -20
And he's pushing like a 2020 911 Porsche whip , ( modified for his legs of course and paddle shifter )
And got bytches on the low .. and in between takes for the commercials , he cuts the fool in his trailer ..
Like ..
" I told you I only want gluten free croissants you dumb fukks , you trying to kill me "
" If you dont get your shyt together Larry and quit bytching, youre fired "
And be wheeling around in his wheelchair terrorizing folks , not wearing a mask talking bout "Maga bytches"
His mom tries to calm him down
and he's like .. " fukk you mom "
" You like that house I just bought you dont you .. "
(mumbles ) "Ungrateful bytch"Then his boy co - signs all his shyt ..
And he's like " Calm down Kaleb breh .. you fukking up my bread "
Got a smooth hustle going on with the blankets and the donations ..
In the commercials he be sonning the other kids with ideas for money in the conference room like ..
" Yea yea .. thats a good idea but
What do you think Kaleb ? " Then Kaleb comes in for the kill and the tear jerker ..
" .. And , and we love you "
Other breh is like ..
He's getting his chips and buying hookers , and cocaine , and blown' money fast ..
Living reckless and not giving a fukk ..
Getting insider trading tips and investing in start ups on the low ..
Im sure its all legit , on the up and up .. and helps all the kids for a good cause
But I be high af brehs ..
at the details.
