Almost got into a fight with two lesbian broads

[flea]

I promise u all that this is not a troll thread

i repeat... this is not a troll thread..this is real life

Ok so 3 weeks ago i fronted this dike bytch that im only cool with because im fukking her sister a dime of og kush. thats $15 over here. had no problem fronting it to her because $15 aint shyt to me. I hit her up two days ago like yo, when u gon have that for me? she said tomorrow so im like, cool, hit me up tomorrow. That next day i was fukking her sister anyways so i aint really give a shyt but in the back of my mind im like, "this dike bytch still didnt hit me up " So today her sister hitting me up all day so i hit her up like, "yo u know ur sis still owe me 15 bucks right?" and she says, "ask her for it or she wont give it to u" So i hit her up like 15 minutes ago telling her to come with it. She comes with a $20 and i have no change so i tell her (exact words) "u owed me for like 3 weeks for this 15 so ima hit u up when i got the change cause i aint got change i only got 20's" this hoe gon say "then shoot me a nug "

im sorry folks but i lost it. I told her to go fukk herself and she aint getting shyt. She got tough with me and i went to her side of the car, opened the door, and told her to get the fukk out then. she a bull dike so i wont fell bad about beating the gotdamn shyt out of her. she smiled and act like she was just joking...

THEN HER BULL DAGGER ASS GIRLFRIEND started rappin to me like she wanted to throw hands! so i went to her side of the car and told her to get the fukk out then. Im looking dead in her eyes and told her (exact words) "im looking dead in ur eyes muthafukka! u see aint no koolaid in my heart! get the fukk out! i'll knock u the fukk out!" she turned to her right, rolled up her windows, and bounced. They all left emberassed (which honestly i get no cool points for)

This is probably the lamest story on earth but fukk it, it really happened and im sitting here laughing about it so i want u all to laugh with me. laugh at my pain brehs. laugh at me!

 

[flea]

if this thread is too long, i dont blame u for not reading. i refuse to read less than this

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[Broke Wave]

This confirmed my suspicions that you are the realest nikka on the internet.

 

[flea]

i dont blame u breh. i wouldnt of read this shyt either if someone else wrote it

 

[flea]

This confirmed my suspicions that you are the realest nikka on the internet.

broke! i wish i was lying! but this shyt is for real! i feel so lame just cause i had to get all serious with a bunch of broads but dike bytches SWEAR they nikkas. Like they got cocks and shyt. Only thing that sucks is that the bytch im fukking was with them and she was like, "yeah we gonna go now " so i prolly wont be able to hit for a while. ( i say a while cause i know that hoe got turned on like a muthafukka seeing me pop off like that )

 

[msims]

Them dikes need to learn that they ain't nikkas. You did good, breh.

 

[flea]

Them dikes need to learn that they ain't nikkas. You did good, breh.

thats what the fukk im saying! the hoe in question wasnt even bout that life but her girlfriend who looked like a dude was the one who escalated the shyt to a whole different level and thats when i was like, "aight fukk class, this bytch gotta die"
i dont even feel bad about this shyt

 

[Jplaya2023]

life is like a hurricane.............

 

[AkaDemiK]

 

[msims]

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He was gettin it IN tho!

 

[Arcavian]

so you got your money plus five and didn't put your hands on them

where is the L?

 

[flea]

so you got your money plus five and didn't put your hands on them

where is the L?

there is no L, which is suprising cause on sohh ur bytch ass used to find any which way to give me an L

 

[Arcavian]

no L's today, just a star

 

[SwagmundFreud]

I'd knock a dyke out in a minute


you wanna act like a nikka, well i'll deck you just like one