All the fellas, what would you do in this situation.

[Born2BKing]

Say you're at the club right and the baddest chick in there chooses you. I'm talking a solid 9. maybe a dime piece and she on ya dikk. Looking like

Hugging on you, nibbling on your ear and shyt. You start thinking you might be able to get this chick back to the crib if you play your cards right.


Then.........Some drunk ass super brolic nikka sees ol girl and comes over their tryna holler. You also notice he has 2 or 4 other brolic nikkas with him looking like

This nikka may or may not see you, because he is that drunk. She rejects him and then asks you to tell him to leave her alone. He is still harassing her and giving you the face like he almost daring you to say some shyt. What would you do?

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Put my arm around the bish, and navigate to a dark corner.....

Then turn round and smile like..

 

[CJ]

I'd turn to her calmly and say..

Take off in the whip and smash somewhere in private

 

[-G$-]

perfect excuse to say to her, "you wanna get outta here?"

 

[CBSkyline]

This scenario is some "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" mixed with "Great Moments in Hookup History" type shyt

 

[Black Ball]

Respectfully tell ole boy that this is your wife of 5 years. nikkas aint gonna jump you over your wife.

 

[Born2BKing]

This scenario is some "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" mixed with "Great Moments in Hookup History" type shyt

Haha, and this shyt actually happened to me before. The brolic dudes were some O-line men and the starting running back on a major college football team.

 

[Ain't That Something]

Say you're at the club right and the baddest chick in there chooses you. I'm talking a solid 9. maybe a dime piece and she on ya dikk. Looking like

Hugging on you, nibbling on your ear and shyt. You start thinking you might be able to get this chick back to the crib if you play your cards right.


Then.........Some drunk ass super brolic nikka sees ol girl and comes over their tryna holler. You also notice he has 2 or 4 other brolic nikkas with him looking like

This nikka may or may not see you, because he is that drunk. She rejects him and then asks you to tell him to leave her alone. He is still harassing her and giving you the face like he almost daring you to say some shyt. What would you do?

That honestly happen to me xcept in a different way. I'm at the club and this bytch is chilling with this big fat lineman nikka.

Everytime I look in her direction she gives me the come save me face

So when ol boy leaves to buy her a drink I slide in slick with a convo get the # and (where I actually fukked up) and stay around for a convo.

Well when ol boy comes back and sees me kicking it with shawty he wasn't too happy. He try's to punk me saying shyt like I'm too young for the girl, I wouldn't know what to do with her ....

I wasn't drunk so I calmly walk away and give her the face and proceed.

Well as I'm walking away my homeboy at the time was all up in my ear on how you gone let him try you like that, who the fukk he think he is blah the fukk blah.

So a nikka gets pump up and goes back to shawty and tell big nikka don't be mad beause she chose. By that tme I'm pump bc my nikka boosting my head up.

That nikkas swings the 1st punch and swings a second and I stumble back fr a second (fat nikkas punches were soft as fukk)

So we start scraping and throwing blows for blows.

On the corner of my eye I see security so I think they gone help the lil nikka in the fight (2nd mistake)

So i superman punch that nikka square in the face and he falls back.

By the time I try to rush in security comes from behind scoops me and slams me on the head.

I come to 5 mn later with the cops interogating me and my boy nowhere to be found.

 

[big bun]

perfect excuse to say to her, "you wanna get outta here?"

Close thread.

 

[malbaker86]

That honestly happen to me xcept in a different way. I'm at the club and this bytch is chilling with this big fat lineman nikka.

Everytime I look in her direction she gives me the come save me face

So when ol boy leaves to buy her a drink I slide in slick with a convo get the # and (where I actually fukked up) and stay around for a convo.

Well when ol boy comes back and sees me kicking it with shawty he wasn't too happy. He try's to punk me saying shyt like I'm too young for the girl, I wouldn't know what to do with her ....

I wasn't drunk so I calmly walk away and give her the face and proceed.

Well as I'm walking away my homeboy at the time was all up in my ear on how you gone let him try you like that, who the fukk he think he is blah the fukk blah.

So a nikka gets pump up and goes back to shawty and tell big nikka don't be mad beause she chose. By that tme I'm pump bc my nikka boosting my head up.

That nikkas swings the 1st punch and swings a second and I stumble back fr a second (fat nikkas punches were soft as fukk)

So we start scraping and throwing blows for blows.

On the corner of my eye I see security so I think they gone help the lil nikka in the fight (2nd mistake)

So i superman punch that nikka square in the face and he falls back.

By the time I try to rush in security comes from behind scoops me and slams me on the head.

I come to 5 mn later with the cops interogating me and my boy nowhere to be found.

finish this story bruh:

1. what happened with you and ole girl

2. what happened with you and the cops

3. what your boy had to say in all of this? yall still cool?

 

[Ain't That Something]

finish this story bruh:

1. what happened with you and ole girl

2. what happened with you and the cops

3. what your boy had to say in all of this? yall still cool?

My so call homeboy stayed in the club untill the let out. Then try to sell me that he stayed ibecause he was scoping the scene for that fat nikka

The bytch text me the next day apologizing on some I'm sorry I ain't mean for that shyt to happen we should hang out. I wanted to fukke her just so I could piss that fat nikka off but let it pass bc I ain't know if it was a set up.

The cops let me go maybe bc he felt bad for me or that i ain't know where I was at at the time bc of my concussion.

Worst was a week later after the club I was at Dennys and over heard the table behind me talking bout a nikka getting dragged out the club last week bc he was fighting one of the bouncers. That shyt had me and at the same damn time

 

[A.V.]

Respectfully tell ole boy that this is your wife of 5 years. nikkas aint gonna jump you over your wife.

And do it away from her so she can't hear what's going on, but use solid (read: not soft, but not too aggressive) body language while you tell them this, so from her point of view she thinkin like "damn, this nikka handled dat. I'ma give him da waterworks tonight!"

 

[Born2BKing]

My so call homeboy stayed in the club untill the let out. Then try to sell me that he stayed ibecause he was scoping the scene for that fat nikka

The bytch text me the next day apologizing on some I'm sorry I ain't mean for that shyt to happen we should hang out. I wanted to fukke her just so I could piss that fat nikka off but let it pass bc I ain't know if it was a set up.

The cops let me go maybe bc he felt bad for me or that i ain't know where I was at at the time bc of my concussion.

Worst was a week later after the club I was at Dennys and over heard the table behind me talking bout a nikka getting dragged out the club last week bc he was fighting one of the bouncers. That shyt had me and at the same damn time

Breh, NEVER try to fight the bouncers. Them nikkas will gang up and beat the shyt out of you. I seen a nikka take the worst ass whopping imaginable at Vegas Nights in Atl back in 2005. I bet that nikka still in the hospital because of that shyt.

 

[mtu wa chuma]

perfect excuse to say to her, "you wanna get outta here?"

Not sure why nikkas are still answering when the perfect answer has already been given.

 

[So-Chi]

Respectfully tell ole boy that this is your wife of 5 years. nikkas aint gonna jump you over your wife.

"Once the Remy's in the system..ain't no tellin"