Al Gore: Obama lost the presidential debate because of the high altitude in Denver
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Brown_Pride
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i head about it and thought people were jsut joking. I blame Michelle, you know she put in work because of their anniversary. Can't have the pres going up there all dehydrated and tired. Did she even get him some juice i wonder?
Fillerguy
Veteran
Probably didn't rub one out as well...
Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate
'Don't Want p*ssy On The Mind Out There,' Reports Vice President
DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out” so that he could “get p*ssy off the mind” before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. “Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shyt can’t focus if you’ve got a full load flaring up inside you,” said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, “Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while you’re polishing the ol’ Capitol dome.” “Hell, I must’ve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in ’08…and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift.” At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Biden’s “rare and always reliable” January 1979 edition of Playboy.
Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate
'Don't Want p*ssy On The Mind Out There,' Reports Vice President
DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out” so that he could “get p*ssy off the mind” before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. “Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shyt can’t focus if you’ve got a full load flaring up inside you,” said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, “Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while you’re polishing the ol’ Capitol dome.” “Hell, I must’ve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in ’08…and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift.” At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Biden’s “rare and always reliable” January 1979 edition of Playboy.
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GetInTheTruck
Member
Probably didn't rub one out as well...
Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate
'Don't Want p*ssy On The Mind Out There,' Reports Vice President
DENVERNoting that tonights debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to rub one out so that he could get p*ssy off the mind before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shyt cant focus if youve got a full load flaring up inside you, said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while youre polishing the ol Capitol dome. Hell, I mustve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in 08 and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift. At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Bidens rare and always reliable January 1979 edition of Playboy.
uncle joe
It's possible.
