Akeem was a SIMP in Coming to America

[Groanman]

You guys remember when Akeem was bartending in Cleo's house? There was a short conversation that Darryl had with Akeem.

Darryl said something to the fact that women wanna be bossed around. They wanna be told what to do. And that you just have to take what you want.


But, Lisa chose Akeem.....the simp. Why is that?

Darryl was a SIMP. But not like Akeem. Akeem was SIMP supreme.

 

[Rawtid]

You guys remember when Akeem was bartending in Cleo's house? There was a short conversation that Darryl had with Akeem.

Darryl said something to the fact that women wanna be bossed around. They wanna be told what to do. And that you just have to take what you want.


But, Lisa chose Akeem.....the simp. Why is that?

Darryl was a SIMP. But not like Akeem. Akeem was SIMP supreme.

Cause he had hella guap!!

Sike but no. He was smart, definitely NOT Darryl who was a dikk and he didn't have a Jheri curl which is a good enough reason.

 

[Harry Sax]

all foreign dudes are simps tho...accurate portrayal

 

[Why-Fi]

thats becuz akeem had everything he wanted. he was happy as hell to see a chick be real with him

she was the only one who didnt give a shyt about that prince life. even the old lady on the train caught vapors off that

 

[PrnzHakeem]

 

[Trajan]

C/S

Lisa was cool but this nikka was sweeping floors at McDougal's to get close to her in the hopes of a come up. He was doing way too much. That damsel in distress shyt that Hollywood loves

The only reason he got her was because Darryl was hard on hoes. He aint give a fukk about lisa and was on his own dikk. If Darryl really wanted to keep Lisa he could've and Akeem would be serving cocktails at the wedding.

 

[MikelArteta]

Hypergamy

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[Chief]

I'm in New York now, like Akeem and Semi was

- Jay Illuminatica

 

[Theraflu]

*looks at avi*






*reads post*

 

[EddieMurfee]

*looks at avi*






*reads post*

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

nikka akeem had hoes all day.

you don't remember "the royal penis is clean your highness"??? akeem was like " thanks"

you don't remember him making ol girl stand one leg and bark



that nikka wasn't simping he just wanted to be challenged to get the p*ssy

 

[GoPro]

Spin Cycle: CoA had mad colorism.

– King Jaffe Joffer, the ruler of an African nation, clearly looks to be the product of mix breeding.

– Akeem left a docile dark skin woman who was willing to do everything he wanted to go to America to find a “queen”.

– He sees yellabone Lisa and was before she even said a word.

– Lisa of course had a man, so she hooks Akeem up with her dark skin over-sexualized sister Patrice. Akeem is like: aight, lemme fake this for a while to get closer to my true prize.

– After everyone finds out exactly who Akeem is, Patrice the gold digger screams out in exasperation: How come SHE always gets the good ones?! She then attempts to get with Lisa’s leftovers, who himself looks at the camera like:

We seent you Hollywood, we seent you! A sad revelation to a true classic film.

 

[smokeurobinson]

Darryl was a SIMP. But not like Akeem. Akeem was SIMP supreme.

How was Akeem a simp? He fell in love at first site. Then after falling in love he did what any man who's is interested in a woman would do.....he works his way into her heart...

I dont remember Akeem being all up on shorty......He paid all that money for those earings but he was anynomous and money was nothing....Naa....Akeem doesnt fall in the simp category

C/S

Lisa was cool but this nikka was sweeping floors at McDougal's to get close to her in the hopes of a come up. He was doing way too much. That damsel in distress shyt that Hollywood loves

The only reason he got her was because Darryl was hard on hoes. He aint give a fukk about lisa and was on his own dikk. If Darryl really wanted to keep Lisa he could've and Akeem would be serving cocktails at the wedding.

But she wasn't a damsel in distress......She had money and her boyfrined was rich. Darryl fuked up and Akeem caught the rebound. But in the end it was all fate. U didnt really specify how Akeem was simping.

 

[cleanface coney]

he was a prince in Africa im sure he could get any bad bytch he want

you nikkas is trippin smh lololol nikka was a fukkin African prince

 

[Groanman]

Akeem went to My T Sharp for a gotdamn jheri curl, man! If a dude is willing to change up his hair for a chick, he simpin'.

Akeem lusted after another man's chick. Even before he knew Darryl was how they portrayed him, even when he knew Lisa was Darryl's chick, he lusted after her. He HAD to have her. Now, it's one thing to fantasize about a taken chick. But Akeem took that simp shyt to a whole new level when he figured he had to monetarily compete with Darryl just to holla at Lisa.