Aight my dudes...you get in a time machine...

[Taadow]

...which takes you back to New York City in 1985.

You get ran up on by Salt-N-Pepa, and they start spittin' game at you similar to what they
said in "Push It".

Would you give 'em some play?

 

[Swiggy]

Bussin RAW in Pepa all day

Salt look too much like my aunt

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

They say Alpo the snitch videotaped a threesome he had with salt-n-pepa back in the day. So you know they bout it.

but spinderella > salt and pepa

 

[Swiggy]

They say Alpo the snitch videotaped a threesome he had with salt-n-pepa back in the day. So you know they bout it.

but spinderella > salt and pepa

Spinderella

 

[Taadow]

vote dangit.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I'm not big and brolic enough to make Pepa think I could whoop her ass, so I don't stand a chance there.

 

[kingdarius]

yea id say fuk it and give em that shoop shoopeh doop shoopeh doopeh doopeh doop ....plus imma need to test out pepa "skills"

on this anaconda

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[the cac mamba]

yo i just realized how pepa is such a better name than salt

 

[DPresidential]

They say Alpo the snitch videotaped a threesome he had with salt-n-pepa back in the day. So you know they bout it.

but spinderella > salt and pepa

 

[Taadow]

yea id say fuk it and give em that shoop shoopeh doop shoopeh doopeh doopeh doop ....plus imma need to test out pepa "skills"

on this anaconda

This is new intel for me...

 

[Nintendough]

I'm busting a nut in each one raw. No pulling out

 

[JackBrannigan]

I'd come back to the present and meet my two kids that are about my age.

 

[Taadow]

^huh?

 

[Brofato]

I'd tell salt to keep doing whatever it is she's doing to keep looking that damn fine over the years and get with her.

We would then leave Pepa but not before I tell her to diversify her bonds.