The disrespect shown in this thread is exactly what holds women back. A female gets promoted in her career (and likely had to be much better/more effective than any male option that was her competition) and the first thing you guys can do is mock the situation and objectify her as opposed to making constructive comments.
At the buffoonery of some of you dropping your pants in front of your coach. That is sexual harassment
You mothers would be ashamed of you
With that being said
She'd get the dikk