A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning

CreepyMcCreeperson · 2025-03-11T03:45:12-0400

A cat would never do this.

:unimpressed:

#catset

Golayitdown · 2025-03-11T03:45:19-0400

Ubu made him sit :pachaha:

TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY · 2025-03-11T03:47:11-0400

Oatmeal said:
He don't bite

He shoot

High Art · 2025-03-11T03:59:30-0400

He got hit in the upper left thigh? Dog could have shot him in the balls. And these pits have upgraded from biting to shooting. :skip:

CreepyMcCreeperson · 2025-03-11T05:00:14-0400

Meanwhile, cats finding solutions

:sas2:

Catset

yardman · 2025-03-11T05:18:02-0400

Tell the real story nikka, this is payback for getting Duke fixed!

Mr. Blue Nose saw that puppy water and was like

newworldafro · 2025-03-11T06:52:22-0400

High Art said:
He got hit in the upper left thigh? Dog could have shot him in the balls. And these pits have upgraded from biting to shooting.

Kunty McPhuck · 2025-03-11T06:55:41-0400

hex · 2025-03-11T06:57:05-0400

Fred.