A good beat off reminds me of why I like being single.

[M617]

Sure sex is great and not having a girl you get laid and then dont so its not constant but overall as long as you are at least getting laid with no long droughts whats the purpose of a girl?

A good beat off reminds you that you can still get great nuts and then laid when you try to without all the problems that come from a nagging on the decline bytch girlfriend

 

[SafeForWork]

But your hand aint dyin for you

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Getting head from my girl and busting a nut on her t*ts and her making me bacon & eggs afterwards > You raping yourself

 

[Ain't That Something]

Came in thread to clown

Realizes Op hasn't seen real life p*ssy since he came out his mothers womb

Feels sadden for OP situation

Leaves thread quietly

 

[MikelArteta]

Or you can get a fwb or a chick of backpage

Don't let marketers fool you into given up your freedom