A clear and simple definition of a simp

[MikeOck]

Some people on this board were asking what exactly a simp is cause the word keeps getting thrown around all the time.

Simp: any man that puts himself in a position to be bullied or finessed by women.

That's it.

Therefore the following things count as simping, amongst others:

- not standing up to a woman's disrespect

- putting women on a pedestal, even the hot ones (that goes for all y'all in these thirsty ass threads that worship IG broads)

- fukking women raw who you have no intention of having kids with (yes @skeetsinternal you a simp for that shyt)

- marrying or getting into a relationship after pressure/ultimatums from the woman (this is the majority of relationships nowadays, but brehs won't admit it)

- marrying without a prenup (again the majority)

- "making it rain" on bytches you haven't fukked yet (all you stripper brehs, bottle service brehs and premium Snapchat brehs)

- paying for sex (JBO escort thread brehs)

You get the drift of simping now. Any further questions?

 

[Solano707]

Where's the lie ,tho?

 

[skeetsinternal]

Some people on this board were asking what exactly a simp is cause the word keeps getting thrown around all the time.

Simp: any man that puts himself in a position to be bullied or finessed by women.

That's it.

Therefore the following things count as simping, amongst others:

- not standing up to a woman's disrespect

- putting women on a pedestal, even the hot ones (that goes for all y'all in these thirsty ass threads that worship IG broads)

- fukking women raw (yes @skeetsinternal you a simp for that shyt)

- marrying or getting into a relationship after pressure/ultimatums from the woman (this is the majority of relationships nowadays, but brehs won't admit it)

- marrying without a prenup (again the majority)

- "making it rain" on bytches you haven't fukked yet (all you stripper brehs, bottle service brehs and premium Snapchat brehs)

- paying for sex (JBO escort thread brehs)

You get the drift of simping now. Any further questions?

OK. I'll do better.

 

[MidniteJay]

Some people on this board were asking what exactly a simp is cause the word keeps getting thrown around all the time.

Simp: any man that puts himself in a position to be bullied or finessed by women.

That's it.

Therefore the following things count as simping, amongst others:

- not standing up to a woman's disrespect

- putting women on a pedestal, even the hot ones (that goes for all y'all in these thirsty ass threads that worship IG broads)

- fukking women raw (yes @skeetsinternal you a simp for that shyt)

- marrying or getting into a relationship after pressure/ultimatums from the woman (this is the majority of relationships nowadays, but brehs won't admit it)

- marrying without a prenup (again the majority)

- "making it rain" on bytches you haven't fukked yet (all you stripper brehs, bottle service brehs and premium Snapchat brehs)

- paying for sex (JBO escort thread brehs)

You get the drift of simping now. Any further questions?

 

[Typical Simp]

 

[Devilinurear]

Some people on this board were asking what exactly a simp is cause the word keeps getting thrown around all the time.

Simp: any man that puts himself in a position to be bullied or finessed by women.

That's it.

Therefore the following things count as simping, amongst others:

- not standing up to a woman's disrespect

- putting women on a pedestal, even the hot ones (that goes for all y'all in these thirsty ass threads that worship IG broads)

- fukking women raw (yes @skeetsinternal you a simp for that shyt)

- marrying or getting into a relationship after pressure/ultimatums from the woman (this is the majority of relationships nowadays, but brehs won't admit it)

- marrying without a prenup (again the majority)

- "making it rain" on bytches you haven't fukked yet (all you stripper brehs, bottle service brehs and premium Snapchat brehs)

- paying for sex (JBO escort thread brehs)

You get the drift of simping now. Any further questions?

So even married we are only suppose to have sex with women with a condom on.

Y'all say the gayest shyt on this site.

 

[MikeOck]

So even married we are only suppose to have sex with women with a condom on.

Y'all say the gayest shyt on this site.

OK I'm gonna clear that one up to: fukking women raw who you have no intention of having kids with

 

[Devilinurear]

OK I'm gonna clear that one up to: fukking women raw who you have no intention of having kids with

Don't do some simp shyt and change your post.

 

[Admiral Kali]

Simp mentality is dangerous to society.

His neediness will sabotage any possible positive relationship with the opposite sex, desperation can be seen a mile away.
They single handedly responsible for the rise in thot culture

 

[Neuromancer]

I see what OP is saying. Basically don't get put in a trick-bag. All of the mentioned things can lead to getting gripped up, losing money, time , health and maybe your life.

 

[ignorethis]

Nah

Simp = any man not pimping/macking women, any man giving time and stimulation to women without monetary compensation.

Dudes try and make it a spectrum thing, but nah you either don't have women, you're simping, or you're pimping.

 

[Devilinurear]

Nah

Simp = any man not pimping/macking women, any man giving time and stimulation to women without monetary compensation.

Dudes try and make it a spectrum thing, but nah you either don't have women, you're simping, or you're pimping.

Naw but having sex without a condom = simp

 

[Devilinurear]

Up

 

[Ohene]

good definition.
simped my ex recently. smmfh

 

[JQ Legend]

Should have just stopped at your first point but noooooo you just had to go for a plat

Damn near every point after the first one was nonsense

Well I kind of agree with the make it rain one

Can't lie I've simped

If u ain't ever met that one woman that made u switch up for her you might be in a small room with a bunch of clothes and hangers