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9 Reasons Green Lanterns Are the Universe's Worst Protectors
1) They Dont Discriminate in Their Recruiting
Often, discrimination is a bad thing when it comes to job interviews. But the Green Lanterns dont discriminate on race, species, or sex but they dont discriminate on talent, aptitude, mental health, skill level or anything else, wither. Whenever a Green Lantern dies, his/her/its ring flies off an finds a new candidate, whether they want to or not, and whether theyre ready or not. See, the police force applicants to take psych exams before theyre allowed to become cops. The Guardians the little blue people who created the Green Lantern Corps are not so careful. Sure, Hal Jordan was a pretty good Green Lantern at least until he went crazy and personally killed most of the Green Lantern Corps and the Guardians. So that was a bad call, but arguably the Guardians hiring a dude named Sinestro is even worse. They might as have given a power ring to dudes named Nefaria, Darth Sidious, or Evil E. Evilton. Even after Sinestro had tried to kill the Green Lanterns and the Guardians for years, the Guardians gave him another Green Lantern power ring and forced him into the corps against his will. Good call, guys.
5) They Hired a Squirrel
One of the Green Lantern Corps members was an alien squirrel named Chp. He was killed when a truck ran over him. This is why police officers do not deputize squirrels.
Ohh cant hate on any of those points
1) They Dont Discriminate in Their Recruiting
Often, discrimination is a bad thing when it comes to job interviews. But the Green Lanterns dont discriminate on race, species, or sex but they dont discriminate on talent, aptitude, mental health, skill level or anything else, wither. Whenever a Green Lantern dies, his/her/its ring flies off an finds a new candidate, whether they want to or not, and whether theyre ready or not. See, the police force applicants to take psych exams before theyre allowed to become cops. The Guardians the little blue people who created the Green Lantern Corps are not so careful. Sure, Hal Jordan was a pretty good Green Lantern at least until he went crazy and personally killed most of the Green Lantern Corps and the Guardians. So that was a bad call, but arguably the Guardians hiring a dude named Sinestro is even worse. They might as have given a power ring to dudes named Nefaria, Darth Sidious, or Evil E. Evilton. Even after Sinestro had tried to kill the Green Lanterns and the Guardians for years, the Guardians gave him another Green Lantern power ring and forced him into the corps against his will. Good call, guys.
5) They Hired a Squirrel
One of the Green Lantern Corps members was an alien squirrel named Chp. He was killed when a truck ran over him. This is why police officers do not deputize squirrels.
Ohh cant hate on any of those points
