50 Coli Brehs vs. The Amazing Spiderman

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Who would win in an all-out fight?

vs.

Feats of spiderman:

Spoiler: Dodging a bullet at point range

Spoiler: Lifting a train

The Coli feats:

Spoiler: Coli breh takes on a menacing beast

I'd beat the breaks off a komodo dragon

Only rule is no firearms.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Web Head

 

[BaldingSoHard]

The breh @CarbonBraddock will tell you he could probably solo the whole Avengers squad.

But I'm going with Spidey.

 

[DPresidential]

Yo, where is this picture from??

The nikka in the back with the beanie looks like me.

shyt is weird as fukk.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Spider-man stomps.
He always holds back his strength. Doc octopus took over his body once and decided to be the Superior Spider-man (actually a very well done series, peter Parker is boring). He casually punched on of spideys villains (the scorpion) and ended up punching his jaw off, literally, man was missing his jaw. Then Doctor Ock was shook when he realized how much Peter had been holding back the entire time.

He also has to roll with people's punches so they don't break their wrists hitting him, he has enhanced durability .

Also has precognition with his spider-sense, none of us are fast enough to touch him, he won't even need it.

He has an IQ north of 200, clearly smarter than us.

He'll roast us while he's kicking our ass too.

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Yo, where is this picture from??

The nikka in the back with the beanie looks like me.

shyt is weird as fukk.

Turn around

 

[Nymbus]

Andrew Garfield sm yeah he might take the L

 

[DPresidential]

Turn around

Brehs, we living in a computer simulation.

Spooky shyt.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

The breh @CarbonBraddock will tell you he could probably solo the whole Avengers squad.

But I'm going with Spidey.

i lol'd at this post, but if we're being real, spiderman doesn't have the lateral quickness of a trained boxer or the knockout power, but i won't post what i think would happen.

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

I'd give it to Spiderman, dude can do backflips.

 

[staticshock]

So one little cac nerd would be able to survive 50 coli goons?

He won’t survive 50 pairs of timbs stomping on his head

 

[Treblemaka]

Well technically Spiderman is a comic book character, which means all I need is a lighter to kill him.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

spider man rapes.

god forbid if its superior spidey

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

So one little cac nerd would be able to survive 50 coli goons?

He won’t survive 50 pairs of timbs stomping on his head

Think 50 timbs are heavier than a tank, breh. The white boy bout to let you know real quick.

 

[1/2 Man 1/2 Hennessy]