360crazy vs smARTmouf (Round 1)

Who Won?

  • 360crazy

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • smARTmouf

    Votes: 26 96.3%

  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
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@360crazy vs @smARTmouf

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360crazy

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Yeah u got a smart mouf but ur still a dumbass
u might of passed a class or two but ur still a dumbass
I dont mean to laugh at u but ur such a dumbass
Ur always coming in last why are you such a dumbass

I figured it was too easy like the hypothetical twin of eazy e
I move freely like the trees in a breeze
give ur girl my seeds while she planted her knees
im on a killing spree with the words
I moved to the burbs u just moved to a hearse
let yo bytch carry ur dead ass just like a purse
its not ur fault im just disturbed
u got a smart mouth but ur not that bright
So when ur running for life with no help in sight
and there’s no one left u cant tell what’s right
that’s the end of ur day say good morning to night
or should I say goodnight like will i am
how u full of crap but u still aint shyt?
when I peel that clip it will peel ur skin
im 360crazy call it circumcision
and on ur next visit u get the scissors
tie u up like a turkey and carve u up for dinner
and seeing that I’m being merciless on ur being
Ima cut off ur dingaling put it in ur daughters string beans

Yeah u got a smart mouf but ur still a dumbass
u might of passed a class or two but ur still a dumbass
I dont mean to laugh at u but ur such a dumbass
Ur always coming in last why are you such a dumbass
 
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Yo @cook …I don’t feel this guy//
…All he rap about is getting high//
So generic, I’m embarrassed I have to kill him right? //
…with his parents, it’s apparent he likes chills inside//
I’m super Sayian, I’m saying this dude is Krillin-lite//
Not on my level, it’s settled soon as I grip the mic//
You Superman to kryptonite, you aint spitting right//---
---You the king, must be Joffery after sipping wine//
Crazy sentence now witness what I epitomize//
Filthy rhymes, in the top 5 in the critics eyes//
Victimized, why you prepare all them silly lines//
Strictly I…will snap, out rap your top 50 guys//
…A win against me you’ll never visualize//
..It don’t matter, cause after they’ll have to stitch your eyes//
And drag your ass in the hatch back of my shytty ride//---
---scratch that a bag and stab that with a flimsy knives//
No one’s as ill as I, crazy needs some medicine//
I’m better with, anything you’d think of, whether it’s//
…Whose the cleverest, rhyme schemes so effortless//
Dumbass? that’s the best you can do… then excellent//
You an embarrassment,… I found your tunes//
Migo flow, so a thousand nikkas sound like you//---
---Whoopty doo, it’s nothing to go a round with you//
360, if you get it, then I’m proud of you//
First part of my verse yeah I sounded rude//
So I’m sorry…fukk sorry, I’ma pound this dude//---
---That's only hard like Chris Bosh in the shower room//
Aroused by dudes, have this blood on the ground removed//
Ooooo, what a joke…This man is the GOAT?//
Sacrificial lamb, with my hand on his throat//
Grab and I choke, he won’t last, his stamina low//
Like Bam-Bam from Flintstones get slammed thru the floor//
Write with pens pulled from grenades an assassin with quotes//
Attach it to his clothes pose and laugh it explodes//
…It get way worse, can’t fathom it tho//---
---End up in a cast on the road with no ration of hope//
This Patrick Ewing looking nikka can’t handle me joe//
Leave this p*ssy like the thin skin in the vaginal hole//
Leaking blood, see he run with legs, imagine they broke//
Have him disposed …I’ma win this with unanimous votes//
Nope You can’t beat me with energy or flowing//
Vocabulary, how I rhyme my punchlines, you know it//
My presence, metaphors, similes, I’ll show it//
Wordplay on my worst day…should I keep going?....
…Won’t be standing by the 10 count//
..Just know your opponent is one that I rip clowns//---
---You only busting them shots with porn and your dikk out//
This murder… he goes no further than this round//
 

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Smartmouf took this, he's been dope. rhyme scheme is on some under multi shyt, which I like. Nice flow too.

Crazy was cool, had me :laff:

but his adlibs weren't lining up right, entertaining though "How you full of crap but still ain't shyt" :laff:
 
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