305DeadCounty vs Uzi713 (Round 1)

[cook]

@305DeadCounty vs @Uzi713

• Audio must be submitted before Friday April 18th at Midnight EST
• You must mention your opponent's Coli screenname atleast once on the track
• Please use a decent site to host your audio such as Soundcloud. No Vocaroos
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• Do not reply to this thread until both opponents have posted their audio.

If you have trouble uploading PM me or Brooklynzson and we'll give you our email address so you can send us your MP3.

 

[Uzi713]

you been on the coli two years and got over two thousand posts,
mother fukker, no wonder you broke,
you for real with flow?, to me it sound like a joke,
you try to test me boy, I put my foot on ya throat,
and my jab lookin like zab, no homo get in that ass,
you probably loving that shyt you a faq,
a p*ssy on rag,
and i tailor made this ass whoppin, for 305 dead county,
you dead if you come around me, bwoooyyyy,
im a first round draft pick jadeveon clowny,
manziel, bridgewater, no way you spit harder,
look, I spit the basics at you,
you send them online hackers to try to get me,
mother fukker i send these haitians at you,
i hit ya bytch drunk, I hit the booth sober,
I ride with the pump, thats for you fukkin cobras (snakes)
the only time you seen a chopper was on the lawn mower,
and you a internet thug, cuz, this songs over.
I wreck your ass on a fukkin lil wayne beat,
and in this first round knock out you aint seeing me,
Im riding through dade county with the beam on me,
and Im from H Town, cuz, keep the lean on me,
and he look food to me, someone go get the fork,
and you a choke artist, lebron in the fourth,
and im a champion, like the rockets back in 94,
and im a shooter like Harden Holla at ya boy.

 

[Cuban Pete]

gawt damn I gotta get serious now

 

[Cuban Pete]

Verse:

I never fukked with Uzis cuz they known to jam, kept a .38 revolver like the second Son of Sam /
I got throwaways better than the best shyt you ever did, send you close 2 God the death of a reverends kid /
You dont know Haitians ol' masisi nikka, stank p*ssy smellin coco santi nikka /
Never talk about my city like you know it you a tourist, cartel coke I bet my flow is just the purest /
No one knew you before this battle started, please remember, you a p*ssy in a mans body, you transgender /
I'ma have to smack fire out ya ass if we cross paths, and have ya ppl looking for ya like lost cash /
You aint sippin codeine purp, thats tussionex yellow in ya body you a coward, who the fukk is next? /
Checkmate watch my knight take your white tower, Im bout to show up in Houston like Dwight Howard /
Or like T.I.P. when he checked Lil Flip ass, punch 'em in the face watch his neck catch whiplash /
6ft 180 pounds strapped up, you in deep shyt like you got your drain backed up /
Plus your voice light, tryna kick that tough shyt for the fans I could tell you live a moist life /
You a p*ssy and you're scared to let it show, you a stripper on her first night, nikkas youse a hoe /
How it feel to get murdered by a stranger that you never met, put that man to sleep like he popped 7 percossets /
Im bout to make you an example Uzi, after Im done I'll throw his body in the sewers like a gangster movie /
This aint Scarface cuz chico never dies, blood money in my veins, I got evil in my eyes /
and mi wanna play a game boy ya looking like a target, right about now your hood looking like a market /
Someone shoulda told ya that you jumpin out the top floor, you aint even top 15 Im top four /
In my whole state, my tongue trafficking the work every verse that I hit my word hold weight /
You aint never seen a flow so dark, I got arrows on deck I dont throw no darts /
So keep your motherfukking mouth shut, before your mama find a gas leak in her crib and it blow her house up /

Outro: p*ssy....p*ssy bwoyyyy.... everybody round you p*ssyyyyy... you pie... sweet lemon merengue, cherry custard ass niukka

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

DADE COUNTY

FLORIDA WINNING

LET ME HURRY AND GET MY shyt DONE..

 

[USSInsiders]

Verse:

I never fukked with Uzis cuz they known to jam, kept a .38 revolver like the second Son of Sam /
I got throwaways better than the best shyt you ever did, send you close 2 God the death of a reverends kid /
You dont know Haitians ol' masisi nikka, stank p*ssy smellin coco santi nikka /
Never talk about my city like you know it you a tourist, cartel coke I bet my flow is just the purest /
No one knew you before this battle started, please remember, you a p*ssy in a mans body, you transgender /
I'ma have to smack fire out ya ass if we cross paths, and have ya ppl looking for ya like lost cash /
You aint sippin codeine purp, thats tussionex yellow in ya body you a coward, who the fukk is next? /
Checkmate watch my knight take your white tower, Im bout to show up in Houston like Dwight Howard /
Or like T.I.P. when he checked Lil Flip ass, punch 'em in the face watch his neck catch whiplash /
6ft 180 pounds strapped up, you in deep shyt like you got your drain backed up /
Plus your voice light, tryna kick that tough shyt for the fans I could tell you live a moist life /
You a p*ssy and you're scared to let it show, you a stripper on her first night, nikkas youse a hoe /
How it feel to get murdered by a stranger that you never met, put that man to sleep like he popped 7 percossets /
Im bout to make you an example Uzi, after Im done I'll throw his body in the sewers like a gangster movie /
This aint Scarface cuz chico never dies, blood money in my veins, I got evil in my eyes /
and mi wanna play a game boy ya looking like a target, right about now your hood looking like a market /
Someone shoulda told ya that you jumpin out the top floor, you aint even top 15 Im top four /
In my whole state, my tongue trafficking the work every verse that I hit my word hold weight /
You aint never seen a flow so dark, I got arrows on deck I dont throw no darts /
So keep your motherfukking mouth shut, before your mama find a gas leak in her crib and it blow her house up /

Outro: p*ssy....p*ssy bwoyyyy.... everybody round you p*ssyyyyy... you pie... sweet lemon merengue, cherry custard ass niukka

At using that beat from HOB, I knew it was gonna go hard soon as it dropped

This went hard

 

[Brooklynzson]

This can go either way

 

[Torrential]

First nikka brought it not gonna lie. But this dead county dude ripped that weeknd beat Dead takes this one. That shyt was fire.

 

[End Cruelty]

the shyt was kinda uneasy

 

[blackslash]

Goin wit Uzi

 

[smARTmouf]

305deadcounty got this.. His shyt was hard...more poised and believable....that beat fit the tone of his verse...

Uzi gave an admirable effort, most his insults you could say in a heated argument tho..

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

This battle was damn good. Real close one too.

Both dudes brought it. I think 305 took it just off the strength of his bars. To me he had more hot lines. Uzi had some dope ones too and I liked his flow a little better, but I think he came with a good jab and 305 countered it with an overhand right.

#Florida Excellence

 

[GollyImGully]

honestly this could go either way

Uzi came wit that energy

305 got them bars tho with a nice beat choice

i gotta go with @305DeadCounty

 

[thekidvoodoo]

Thought Uzi was in a strong position, but 305 responded well.

"Plus your voice light, tryna kick that tough shyt for the fans I could tell you live a moist life /
You a p*ssy and you're scared to let it show, you a stripper on her first night, nikkas youse a hoe /
How it feel to get murdered by a stranger that you never met, put that man to sleep like he popped 7 percossets /"

That kind of shut it down, right there. Wish this match-up happened in a later round. Daps to both.

 

[cook]

Thought Uzi was in a strong position, but 305 responded well.

"Plus your voice light, tryna kick that tough shyt for the fans I could tell you live a moist life /
You a p*ssy and you're scared to let it show, you a stripper on her first night, nikkas youse a hoe /
How it feel to get murdered by a stranger that you never met, put that man to sleep like he popped 7 percossets /"

That kind of shut it down, right there. Wish this match-up happened in a later round. Daps to both.

c/s, would have been even better in a later round after they had heard each other and could get a little more personal