305DeadCounty vs smARTmouf (CHAMPIONSHIP!)

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@305DeadCounty vs @smARTmouf

  • Audio must be submitted before Friday May 16th at 11:59 PM
  • You must mention your opponent's Coli screenname atleast once on the track
  • Please use a decent site to host your audio such as Soundcloud. No Vocaroos
  • Support your fellow Coli brehs and vote/comment on the other matchups
  • Do not reply to this thread until both opponents have posted their audio.

If you have trouble uploading PM me or Brooklynzson and we'll give you our email address so you can send us your MP3.

Voting will conclude Monday, May 19th at 6:00 PM EST. Please leave detailed breakdowns and explanations for your vote.


Winner receives:
$50 from The Coli
$50 from @MurdaMa$$
$50 from @Populair
Chromecast from @ThiefyPoo
Coli Cash & Battle Champ Banner

Congrats to both MCs for making it this far. Thank you to everyone who else participated, this tourney turned out to be way better than I had ever imagined. Can't wait to do it again. Also, thanks to everyone who voted and left critiques/breakdowns. The brehs put a lot of time into their tracks, I'm sure they've appreciated any feedback they got.


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….I’ll admit it… he’s been kind of nice with it
Now it’s time he get WASHed up so this guys finished---
---Put the bullet to his head, red, blue and white fitted
Tight sentence witness how he blew it in the 9th inning
So Let’s go toe to toe…No gimmicks---
---No voice changes made famous I’m saying no bytching---
---On the beach any beat the streets the yard where you living
No politicking, black and white civil right quizzes
-You’re not winning, no champ not like Mike swishing---
---or like Pippen, Kareem Hakeem, this guy isn’t
LeBron slamming emphatic I’m more Magic with the right dishes
Bird from a nice distance, nikka please, this guy’s tripping
He more Stockton and Malone tho, won’t quite win it
Dominque Wilkens, Patrick Ewing with his slight misses
Going down quicker than black athletes and white women---
---Jesus Christ isn’t, gonna help a smidgen with this guy’s written
My lyrics don’t just eat pussies, I dive in it,
blood on my knife dripping schooling you in less than 5 minutes
You’re all flow, 1 dimension, I can help you try to flip
---The pot is 150 aint seeing the green with night vision
Gather round, the entire crowd needs to see this
…Whatever you wriggity wrote is a joke, Please delete it
I’ll have him leaking and bleeding Seeking some triggity treatment
And riggity rap to beeping machine that keep him breathing---
---He’ll be in a meeting with Biggie and Pac greeting with Jesus
And thiggity thinking how this creep & a demon defeated this Rican
He can’t even believe it its seeming so intriguing
He’s even seeing Pun, Jam Master J in the sweetest adidas
You diggity dumb dumb…Bum Stiggedy bum stiggedy bum punk
Whats wrong with hippity hip hop chump?
You know 1, 2 um…fukk this, um bum…dude
fakkit fool, snatch his jewels, crack his tooth
..That’s what I do,…you fukking fool… I know you see that
Liggity Listen…Stop biggity bytching over feedback
You need that, put your ass to sleep cause it’s bed time---
---Akedemik the only one having problems with Dead-lines
You’re more like Hovs Bodyguard shouldn’t’ve showed up
I’m casual with the way I’m breaking this guy’s Knowles up
You all talk no action blind b*stard, no glasses
like Watching movies…can’t see the point with closed captions
To get me off your ass all your friends would have to drag me
fukk your friends, fukk your partners, fukk your entire family
fukk your muthafukkin mother fukk your muthafukkin dad
fukk your Uncles and your Aunt, I’ll hit your brothers with a bat
I’ll fukk your sister, ass is fat, had to smash- snatch her cash
Had to tell you…fukk your nieces and your nephew he’s a faq
fukk your grandparents they parents…I’m a mallet you an ant
You get crushed, I over-do it, simply proving I’m the champ
Your Fu fu ass say Gratata to the cam
Jason Collins Michael Sams you really Do like it RAMed
Fudge packing, pillow biting, you like it in the ass
Drag queen, I mean you not getting signed in a cast
…Won’t get a deal on Black Friday
Just a tip…And you aint have to table dance or gyrate
My mind-state , I’ma win it with ease---
---Hit him with more punches than refrigerated vending machines
…Cause see The BACK N FORTH with me dog is SUICDES
You AINT TOUCHING THESE LINES like you aint do it right
You a thug? Well fukking attack…see you a lie---
---This practice, I have this fakkit BLOOD run in his lap you fukking foolish guy---
---You and I of course you’ll be leaving with mad injuries
So William Wallace, of course you get Kilt.. Not just lyrically
You got faq tendencies and your punches lack energy---
---Have you leave the Ring like Frodo Bagans with a bad memory
--he’ll be screaming in the trunk the punk until he horse and shyt
….pull the Colt out, he’s gonna need more than Luck to win..
I ignore your shyt honestly it’s sodomy I’m more than sick
No joke…death notes, Light Yagami sorta shyt---
--Tuck a live grenade in a hiding space on the side of his place
And by the time he find the place, the live grenade will ignite his face
Hey, Any place in the United States, we can try the fade
But I’d blind his aim I’m Mike Tyson in his brighter days---
---Forgot better rhymes that my mind erased than this guy can say
This dork wouldn’t have a spark with a fork in a microwave
With meat strapped to his chest, he’s eye to eye in a tigers face
Contribute to the climbing rate of deaths you gonna die today



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God save me from my enemy, I heard you rapping bout clapping Satanic energy, I heard you rapping bout blackness about the legacy, Im bout to break you down twice with my melody, got me confused I don't to know who you pretend to be, is he a soldier revolutionary friend to me? Is he a poser hiding his devilish tendency, well lets get 2 this holy shyt now fukk the pleasantry, Im bout to exorcise your demons for you, call on the love of the most high "this man aint redeeming for you", you let the d'evils win, illuminati got your mind soul and body, feel them dark spirits leading him, I know the wicked won't prevail this a easy war, you cross me I'll slide on you like a ouiji board, poke your story full of holes like a hudu totem, I'll beat the legions out your body leave the voodoo broken, know your type you the dark skinned goth, token member in the group, in high school you was lost, probably listen to the gravediggers, slipknot, korn, you masturbating early to that masochist porn, fukked you brain up forever fell asleep night terrors started creeping thru your window, just confess ya sins bro, I know you must be a disgrace to your kinfolk, looking at you funny like 'fukk is wrong with him tho?' but they don't know that you been losing a battle, for your essence you gon end up as lucifers cattle, Im the lighting thats gon strike at the roof of the chapel, bring the tower down on you in the booth when you babel/babble, but you wanna be taken serious feared on the mic, so you invoke the shadows that surround you when you write, monsters penning all your verses and the price is your life, when that record deal comes whose your blood sacrifice? this aint even bout the tournament now I'm trying help you out, before the fires of hell begin to melt you mouf, you know that no one in your circle ever felt you mouf, thats means you never been kissed you virgin bytch, so you perfect for a offering the dark lord awaits you, but inside your mind you know that God doesn't hate you, he hates the circumstances around you that made you, the broken home you come from the man that probably raped you, Im tryna liberate the grasp of the beast, gotchu ten fingers clasped and his ass bout to feast, on the flesh of the ignorant, the ghosts of the weak, you know the old saying bruh you sow then you reap, you been baptized washed from the dirt, brother you are now dead this shall be your rebirth, but still a score 2 settle first things first, we touched on your religion now its only getting worse, made a living off of race dissing, you black but you sound white tho you blake griffin, stay in your lane you aint never started marching not Malcolm or Martin, or Harry Belafonte, you aint even Kanye!! talking all this fake militant shyt, but you know exactly who to get belligerent with, I know my history, never try to check me with it lyrically, black and white blood reflected in me like a mirror be, strength of Ham, mischief like Esau you aint hearing me, Ima have to open your eyes and see clearly, you talking like you so obsessed with the skin? Your tried Michael cuz you knew you wasn't better than him, did the same shyt with Ugo just to get you the win, but its something deeper I could say now where to begin? Did that slave master CAC voice twice must've liked it, sounded so comfortable tell me who helped you write this? If you did it solo thats a couple red flags, think you practice all the time cuz that shyt aint half bad, dawg you pulled it off convincingly, doesn't make sense to me, almost like thats how the way you talk is instinctively, whitewashed fakkit from the burbs started dissing me, you aint even black no more you look pink to me, I don't believe this Huey Newton shyt that you be screaming, you from the Chi tryna move out you Huey Freeman, I hate motherfukkers like you thats just avid readers, yea you smart but you aint got the heart to be a leader, you talking bout kings and queens you a great deciever, probably leave Nefertiti for some jungle fever, I don't fukk with you at all or your tactics, cuz racism coming from anyone is some wack shyt, and even tho these Europeans living privileged, realize that your own potential is unlimited, hoping that your state of mind now started pivoting, you aint gotta stoop to what they be doing, be disciplined!! And know Im leaving with some parting words of kindness, I hope this verse shined some light in you thru your blindness…. One
 
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hahaha....I see you @305DeadCounty

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the talent on the coli :ohlawd:

goddamn brehs i thought smartmouf had it in the bag after listening to his with his punchlines and that sly sample :noah:

then deadcounty came back with that exposure shyt :whoo: so smooth with it,
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fukk it im going to need a couple more listens

both of you are beasts :salute:
 
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