3 Jobbers Walk Into A Bar... Post A Fictional Wrestling Story Arch With A Beginning, Middle And End

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Jobber #1: "How do you do? I would like to order three alcoholic cocktails for me and my two friends."

Jobber #2: *Whilst looking at Jobber #1 and Jobber #3* says, "I'll have a whiskey actually, brother".

Jobber #3: "Yeah, I'll have... erm?... just give me a whiskey as well."

Female Bartender: *Sighs*



Jobber #1: "Make that 12 Jack Daniel's and 6 rum cocktails -- heavy on the rum. Okay, boys?"

*All 3 jobbers nod to the bartender*

Female Bartender: "That's a lot of alcohol for just the three of you. Just don't go over the edge."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

 

[MenacingMonk]

Dude seeking attention.

We already have enough attention whores.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Dude seeking attention.

We already have enough attention whores.

What did I do wrong now?

 

[OmegaK2099]

Do we need to incorporate four quotations from other shoots? Should it exceed the minimum word count? Should our story have apparent structure at the paragraph level? Are you looking for a present and viable thesis? Should it maintain focus tightly on the stated central topic throughout?