21 year Texas man gets baptized, minutes later he's in heaven....

skylove4

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Why in the fukk are idiots baptizing people in a fukking river. It’s dangerous and unnecessary. Just build a small baptismal pool in the Chruch or hit them with the hose
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and keep it pushing:yeshrug:
 

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Why in the fukk are idiots baptizing people in a fukking river. It’s dangerous and unnecessary. Just build a small baptismal pool in the Chruch or hit them with the hose
hose-water.gif
and keep it pushing:yeshrug:
I agree but I’m sure they think that’s non Biblical

:francis:
 

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Why in the fukk are idiots baptizing people in a fukking river. It’s dangerous and unnecessary. Just build a small baptismal pool in the Chruch or hit them with the hose
hose-water.gif
and keep it pushing:yeshrug:
you love to complain dontcha

man died a hero and got the express lane ticket to heaven and it still aint good enough lmao

... i mean, people drown in pools all the time. even kiddie pools.
 

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