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Christmas Eve is here and it's looking to be anything but jolly for John Cena, who's suffered the wrath of Big E Langston not once but twice; will AJ Lee's new enforcer strike Cena again? Also, how will Ryback and CM Punk address their newly announced WWE Title Match? Here are five thoughts tonight's special edition of Raw.
Everyones naughty and nobodys nice to The Shield, whose attacks havent slowed down in the slightest despite their big win at WWE TLC over Ryback & Team Hell No. Last week, they targeted Ric Flair and we highly doubt theyre done with Ryback, Kane and Daniel Bryan, but were sure theyll continue to find injustice even as Christmas rolls around. Who will be next to feel their wrath?
Never let it be said that AJ Lee doesnt know how to make a statement. The jilted former Raw General Manager turned tail on John Cena at WWE TLC, ditching him for Dolph Ziggler and corralling NXTs Big E Langston as her enforcer in her vendetta against the Cenation leader. The hulking rookie hasnt spoken two words yet, but his actions have conveyed volumes, as hes already left Cena counting the lights on both Raw and SmackDown. With Big E in her corner and Dolph on her arm, whats AJ got up her sleeve for the WWE Universe next?
Not even a Christmas roast will satisfy Ryback since it was announced the beast will get his promised WWE Title Match against CM Punk on the first Raw of the New Year. With the injured Punk nearing recovery and Ryback still chugging along after WWE TLC, expect the mind games to resume. We wouldnt be surprised if Ryback decided to give Punk a taste of what awaits, knee injury and all. Tis the season of giving, after all.
Well, it looks like Big Show has had his fill of Sheamus for the time being. The giant insisted that he was done with The Celtic Warrior after retaining his World Heavyweight Championship at WWE TLC. While Sheamus did get the last word in by whacking Show with that giant chair of his, it seems the Irishman was fine with moving onto another opponent as well. So the question remains: Now that Show has dispatched one of the most dominant former World Champions in history, who will step up to face him next? And with Dolph Ziggler lurking in the wings and waiting to cash in Money in the Bank, can Big Show fight the proverbial war on two fronts?
We havent even mentioned the best part of this weeks Raw: Its hosted by none other than the big man himself, Santa Claus! Its been a while since Kris Kringle showed his face in a WWE ring, but given the squared circles history with him, its pretty sure to be an entertaining evening. Will he fall victim to a Shell Shocked for failing to deliver the perfect ham? Will The Shield deem Papa Christmas separation of naughty and nice as an unjust institution? Will CM Punk be disrespected by the same designation? Will he perhaps take our polls of the WWE Universe*into account when determining his naughty/nice lists? Will Randy Orton punt Santa Claus back to the North Pole?? :megalawd: Tune into Raw this Monday at 8/7 CT and find out!