12/17 WWE RAW: TLC fallout & 2012 Slammy Awards, Let the Philly Phukkery begin!

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DaylitoJames said:
Ok so by request I am gonna rant about Cena a little... only a little cause I'm 10% sober right now but whatever.

1. WWE knows damn well the only people that would vote for Cena are the kids but they ain't got no cell phones, maybe their horny mothers voted for Cena for them but there are enough smarks in Philly and TSC fukkery Elite to override that vote so that's bullshyt WWE.

2. Cena like all things didn't give a damn about the award, just gave it to Flair like he just won a raffle for an 8gb iPod and said to himself "I already got a better ipod... not gonna waste time selling this on eBay. Had Flair not took it, the award would have been on the top of the bushes.

3. I'm still baffled on how Punk the guy that constantly defended his belt this year over a year successfully lost to a guy that lost the majority of his ppv matches this year. Are there such things as "babyfaces" and "heels" anymore? Its now more like all of the good guys are too entitled of living the good life and lost touch with the public and the heels are the grimmy ones still hustlng on the streets earning their keep on a hard days work everyday.

4 Cena's character in the past couple of years and currently now is like Jason Bateman's character on the movie "The Ex": Jason's character was this successful character with a hot girlfriend but got into an accident and is now in a wheelchair and the girl is with another guy but instead of moving on with his life he secretely fukks with and harrass the new boyfriend knowing that everybody will automatically be on his side since he's handicapped and its bad to boo the handicapped.
The Ex Movie Trailer - YouTube

Cena's character used to be loved on Smackdown but when he moved to Raw his credibility took a hit and was on handicapped status ever since. So instead of playing his role of helping build up the new generation he stays in the spotlight unneccessary and wants wrestlers like Punk and Ziggler to not have the championship for no reason other than "just cause" and people can't totally hate Cena because of all that Make-A Wish stuff he does and you can't hate the Make-A-Wish Foundation cause that's not a good look.

Basically I don't know where this druken rant is going, I'm pretty sure I'm saying the things thats been already said but I know this much... Cena is in a whole new category. Too hated to be a full face, too corny to be a heel, and his promos are too terrible to be a tweener. I don't think there's a word to describe Cena now... a glitch?
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:ehh:

:deadhorse:

but :ehh:

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This show was mostly forgettable but enough comical fukkery to be passable. nice to see AJ has finally come back home :russ:
 
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DaylitoJames said:
Ok so by request I am gonna rant about Cena a little... only a little cause I'm 10% sober right now but whatever.

1. WWE knows damn well the only people that would vote for Cena are the kids but they ain't got no cell phones, maybe their horny mothers voted for Cena for them but there are enough smarks in Philly and TSC fukkery Elite to override that vote so that's bullshyt WWE.

2. Cena like all things didn't give a damn about the award, just gave it to Flair like he just won a raffle for an 8gb iPod and said to himself "I already got a better ipod... not gonna waste time selling this on eBay. Had Flair not took it, the award would have been on the top of the bushes.

3. I'm still baffled on how Punk the guy that constantly defended his belt this year over a year successfully lost to a guy that lost the majority of his ppv matches this year. Are there such things as "babyfaces" and "heels" anymore? Its now more like all of the good guys are too entitled of living the good life and lost touch with the public and the heels are the grimmy ones still hustlng on the streets earning their keep on a hard days work everyday.

4 Cena's character in the past couple of years and currently now is like Jason Bateman's character on the movie "The Ex": Jason's character was this successful character with a hot girlfriend but got into an accident and is now in a wheelchair and the girl is with another guy but instead of moving on with his life he secretely fukks with and harrass the new boyfriend knowing that everybody will automatically be on his side since he's handicapped and its bad to boo the handicapped.
The Ex Movie Trailer - YouTube

Cena's character used to be loved on Smackdown but when he moved to Raw his credibility took a hit and was on handicapped status ever since. So instead of playing his role of helping build up the new generation he stays in the spotlight unneccessary and wants wrestlers like Punk and Ziggler to not have the championship for no reason other than "just cause" and people can't totally hate Cena because of all that Make-A Wish stuff he does and you can't hate the Make-A-Wish Foundation cause that's not a good look.

Basically I don't know where this druken rant is going, I'm pretty sure I'm saying the things thats been already said but I know this much... Cena is in a whole new category. Too hated to be a full face, too corny to be a heel, and his promos are too terrible to be a tweener. I don't think there's a word to describe Cena now... a glitch?
Click to expand...

Damn this shyt is still real to you. :wow:
 
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So Punk, Bryan, Hornswaggle, Titus, Cena, Ziggler, and probably this new nikka too? :why:

AJ is such a (kayfabe) smut. :damn:

I'd wife her without hesitation tho. :noah:
 
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