[10/23/24] AEW Dynamite: Elite/Garcia & Private Party, Jericho/Briscoe Ladder War, Guevara/Shelton, and more!

[Reality Check]

Live from Salt Lake City, where it is illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag, where more Jell-O per capita is consumed, and is the birthplace of Butch Cassidy, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card:

ROH World Championship Ladder War: Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Chris Jericho


The Elite (Jack Perry & The Young Bucks) vs. Daniel Garcia & Private Party


Sammy Guevara vs. Shelton Benjamin


Queen Aminata vs. Kamille


House of Black in action


Moxley is here to do...something


Kyle Fletcher and his latest 90's boy band haircut have something to say

 

[Finn Baller]

someone please slip Jericho a violin in a paper bag on his way to the venue

 

[JQ Legend]

I had to look up that violin in a paper bag shiit and it’s legit

Also illegal:

Fishing on horseback
Women wearing heels over 3 inches
Gambling of any kind, you can’t even buy a raffle ticket and there’s no lotto in Utah




Edit I just realized those smileys form an arrow which are also illegal in Salt Lake City

 

[Wolfpac]

Decent card.

 

[KingBeez]

If bro didn’t hit the gym after his bytch left him, then he won’t start now I just want Adam Cole at his best, and he’s far from that in more ways than one

 

[Fred G. Sanford]

If bro didn’t hit the gym after his bytch left him, then he won’t start now I just want Adam Cole at his best, and he’s far from that in more ways than one

far at his best at what

 

[Finn Baller]

 

[Ribbs]

IN

 

[jerniebert]

This jobber ass crew.

 

[8WON6]

AEW Parking Lot

 

[Wolfpac]

IN

 

[OneDeep]

Job squad on look out

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

American History X would have a compound in Utah

 

[Silkk]

These being the top babyfaces to defend the company is sad & pathetic



They dont even have an AJ Styles/Samoa Joe level top babyface like TNA did

 

[TheSuperkick!]

What Karen and her titties gonna do?!