vertically challenged

For my vertically challenged Coli folks, here is something for you all to give a shot. It should at least make you feel taller:

How many of height threads are you going to make? Do you feel set back in life because you aren’t over 6 feet? Were you picked on in grade school? Did your fellow Beyhive members not give you the time of day because you look up at them? I mean you’re like 5’6” right? That’s the same height as...