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  1. B

    Install this Userscript/Addon to improve your browsing experience on TheColi... view more embeds.

    * this was created with AI / LLM DeepSeek coder 2 and llama3-70B-instruct posting this here because I just realized the other scripts i posted are only accessible to registered members and there are thousands of people who visit the site who wouldn't have access to it otherwise. Whats a...
  2. ORDER_66

    2 the new members enjoy your stay :birdman:

    :mjlit::blessed::pachaha::demonic:
  3. Menna

    My parents loaned my sister $1,700,000 to buy her first home

    So, my sister got married in July and her and her husband live in an apartment in the city. They are looking for a home and found one. In the bidding process they asked my advice and I found out that my parents (basically my mom) made it so it could be an all cash deal. Meaning my sister did not...
  4. BlackJesus

    Will you still be on thecoli in 10 years?

    One the eve of my 5 year anniversary on thecoli.com I realized “wow I’m still here. On this site”. I asked myself what about 5 or even 10 years from now? Then I said “damn”. Will you still be here talking about the same things, randomly arguing, posting goofy memes, negging people and posting...
  5. hustlemania

    Mixtapes & EPs Westside Gunn- Best of Hitler (Discussion Thread)

    1. Hitler's Theme 2. Rolack's (feat. Skyzoo) 3. The Almighty 4. Dear Winter Bloody Flags 5. Aunt Rosie's 6. Bon Jovi (feat. Benny) 7. Eggz 8. Evidence Joint 9. Finn Balor 10. Size 42 11. Freestyle in Ferragamo (feat. Chase Deniro) 12. Hall & NAsh (feat. Conway) 13. Big Luther Freestyle (feat...
  6. Homey the clown

    Is calling someone Cac on Thecoli the equivalent of calling them an Uncle Tom in real life ?

    It seems like calling someone a Cac on thecoli is the go to response when someone says something that somebody else doesnt agree with. You could say something like " I had lasagna last night and someone would say :mjpls: lasagna huh? I knew you were a Cac. It seems as if people act like...
  7. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    Drake - Nice For What (prod. Murda Beatz) (Official Video)

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  8. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    "We may return the treasures we stole from Ethiopia... on a long term loan :mjpls: " - Museums in UK

    Looted Ethiopian treasures in UK could be returned on loan Treasures including a gold crown and a royal wedding dress, which were taken from Ethiopia by the British 150 years ago, could be returned to Africa by the Victoria and Albert Musuem on long-term loan. Ethiopia lodged a...
  9. Kool Ted

    Suggestion on not let peoples negativity enengy get to me. ((Read))

    Wuzup people of The Coli, a question? How can you not let other negativity of family members get to me. Like for instance my unc dap me but said that im a "punk ass" in a slicc way( After Him and my mom and me went out to eat after the funeral { A dued that me and mom know that passed on...
  10. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    Uber loses licence to operate in London

    Uber just lost its licence in London Transport for London’s shock decision to scrap Uber’s operating licence sparked a fierce debate on Friday as unions, politicians and rival services – hailing the move as a “historic” victory – clashed with the Silicon Valley giant, which in turn decried it...
  11. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    Saturday night in Gyalchester : Joseph Parker vs Hughie Fury [WBO Heavyweight Title] [Sept. 23]

    @patscorpio @aceboon @GzUp @the old mongoose @Newzz @NormanConnors @Killmanjaro @David_TheMan Live from Manchester, Joseph Parker makes his second defense of the title facing Hughie Fury who hasn't been seen in the ring since April 2016. September 23 - Joseph Parker (23 wins, 18KOs, 0...
  12. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    French Montana says rappers who make albums with no features are weirdos

    French Montana is Far From Finished "Who sits there thinking about weird shyt like [going platinum with no features]? :gucci:" he says, incredulous. "Those people who put albums out by themselves are weirdos. Music is about having fun. If I'm chilling with A$AP Rocky, or chilling with Drake or...
  13. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    IAAF World Championship Athletics 2017 - Final Day : Men and Women 4x400m FINALS

    Its the week of Athletics brehs, lets get it :blessed: Running from the 4th-13th August This is USAIN BOLTs last run :mjcry: He will NOT be competing in the 200m (Andre De Grasse and Wayde Van Niekerk got NEXT :banderas: ) Full schedule here : IAAF: IAAF World Championships London...
  14. SirReginald

    Do People ONLY Go To The Club To Get High/Drunk & F*ck? (My Father & I Spoke About This Yesterday)

    Even though I'm grown and independent he told me the club isn't a place for me. Mainly because I don't drink, suck at dancing (improving might do salsa), and don't smoke. He said, "You know you don't do those things, but I get why you wanna go. Howevever, motherf-ckers are crazy these days...
  15. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    There are diseases hidden in ice that could wake up as ice melts

    There are diseases hidden in ice, and they are waking up For the kids who dont wanna read -Climate change is melting permafrost soils that have been there for thousands of years.... some of these contain potentially deadly bacteria and viruses -Aug 2016 - a 12 yr old boy and many others were...
  16. BlackManLiveFromLondon

    Get dropped and teabagged by an Ostrich brehs

    Stay away from these birds man :hubie:
  17. SEX!!

    When you get your XXL freshman spot taken by Lil Pump and Famous Dex...

    Wahhh real rappers are dead :mjcry: Wahhh why didn't I make the list, I only spit that real shyt :mjcry: Wahhh all these rappers are wack, all they do is mumble :mjcry:
  18. WMG the 2nd

    Complex just gave the coli a shoutout

  19. HopeKillCure

    Why do Cacs Keep Trying to Define what a PAWG is When It's Meant to be a Joke?

    :hula: A PAWG is a PAWG, no?:thumbsup: :jbhmm:
  20. Blackness proof

    Blackness proof

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