Man wtf I was walking home from the store the other day and I go to look at something on my phone and blam right on my fukking arm white birdshyt:beli:
I damn near threw up out there shyt is not cool damn you @Pigeon :pacspit:
I actually was selected as winner of last month's PCH 10 grand for life sweepstakes.
But I didn't open up my email till about now. NOW it's gone!
Damn Coli, your king could've ate good like nobility out chea'
Worst. Luck. Ever.
Smh
Everytime i look at my alerts its the a$$hole w the jay z avi in my reps.
You dont get paid to neg people its not that serious!
Get a life and stop dikkeatin
It's like hot water was coming out my booty. Now I'm on fire like NBA jam. :whew:
I had to clean the toilet afterwards... I plastered that hoe, on god boi.
Under the seat, the inner bowl... shyt was ungodly.
Went through maybe 25 wet wipe junts. My booty cheeks and nut bag had caught some of...
Keisha Knight Pulliam’s Ex Claims Her Trip to Support Bill Cosby Cost Him Custody Time
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Keisha Knight Pulliam‘s ex-husband claims she took their 1-year-old daughter with her to support Bill Cosby at his first sexual assault trial...
and you get diarrhea :mjcry:
I aint ever been so embarrassed in my life bruhs. The day was going smoothly. Got some brunch and drinking unlimited mimosas with two bad shorties. One of them was flirting with me all day and i was playing it cool feel me but i was also playing like i aint have to...
I gained new found respect for bottoms i mean my culo is still hurting five hours later that shyt was the hardest log i ever can remember that shyt was at the min 7 inches and took me 20 minutes to get out. The pain i am feeling is something i can never imagine i feel like Fleece Johnson or...
They say "Don't shyt where you eat" or "Don't dip your pen in company ink" but have they ever worked with a Christina Milian lookalike???
Thoughts, experiences, advice, stories etc. share it all.
If you do nothing else today, allow me to introduce you to some of the most amazing tracks you'll ever hear in your life. Everything is about to change...
As y'all might know I've been suffering from diarrhea this week....I lit my aunt toilet up and that one sucked because I had to clean it.
I always told myself that I would never do this. I have a strict no toilet but my own policy. I like to shyt in complete privacy...I actually get furious...
be the highest paid coach and aint got no hardware to show for. keep drinking that milk u fukking losers :russ:
those who stay will be hoebos :mjgrin:
indy on line one... :skip:
I talked shyt about matty ice since i been here. I always thought he was overrated and not a top 10 qb. I still need to see him do it in the playoffs, but this year, breh has been arguably the best qb (still think dak is more impressive) and wouldnt dispute if he won mvp. I concede to @AVXL. U...
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