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Live from Chicago, where it is illegal to allow your pet to smoke, illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck, where twinkies were created, one of my favorite cities to visit, and home of Skye Blue, Al Capone, Dwayne Wade, and Harrison Ford, it's AEW World's End. So far, here is what we...

Live from Atlanta, home of legally protected urban goats used for landscaping, Chick-fil-A, Coca Cola, Chris Tucker, Ted Turner and Kevin Knight (why isn't he on the card tonight?), it's AEW's Winter is Coming Dynamite! Collision is live this week overseas, so this will just be for Dynamite. So...

Live from Greensboro, North Carolina, where rollerblading on the highway is illegal, where a former mayor decided to tackle overpopulated prisons by *checks notes* cryogenically freezing prisoners on death row, and home to Keenan Allen, New Jack, and Ken Jeong, it's AEW's Blood & Guts edition of...

Live from Houston, Texas, which has more rainfall per year than Seattle, home of the International Space Station's phone number (the ISS phone number has a 281 area code), where it's illegal to shoot a buffalo from a second-story hotel window, and home to Scarface, Beyoncé, The Undertaker, and...

Live from Edinburg, Texas, which looks like its near McAllen, Texas, which is not only the butterfly capital of North America, but also imported their palm trees from Cuba, it’s AEW's Fright Night edition of Dynamite! Here is the card:

Live from San Antonio, where climbing on pecan trees in public is illegal, home of the most tamales made in 12 hours, and hometown of Shawn Michaels, Shaq (yes, he graduated high school in San Antonio), and Hilary Duff, it's AEW Dynamite! In typical Snowman fashion, we have two matches...

Live from Kansas City, the city with the most fountains in the United States, where ringing gongs is banned, and home of Tech N9ne, Don Cheadle, and The Coach, it's a special 3 hour Dynamite & Collision and the go-home show for Wrestledream! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from St. Louis, the birthplace of 7-Up, home of the Gateway Arch which is the smallest national park in the United States, where firefighters can only rescue fully clothed women when on duty, and hometown of Harley Race, Brooke Tessmacher, Randy Orton, Kane (no idea he grew up in the area)...

Love from Jacksonville, Florida, where it is illegal to leave your chickens unsupervised and where ostrich ownership & racing are both illegal, home of the 4-1 Jacksonville Jaguars (seriously?), and birthplace of AEW, Limp Bizkit, Sable, and Kelly Kelly, it's a special Title Tuesday edition of...

Live from Hollywood, Florida, in between Fort Lauderdale (where it's illegal to swim in long pants or shoes) and Miami (where it's illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays and for men to be seen in public in strapless gowns), and home to Hollywood Brown, Joe DiMaggio, and Josh Gad...

Live from Pittsburgh, PA, where the Big Mac was invented, where the first drive-in gas station opened, and home to Sam Sneed, Andy Warhol, and a surprisingly good amount of pro wrestlers (including Kurt Angle, Bruno Sammartino, Shane Douglas, Britt Baker, Corey Graves, and Virgil/Vincent), it's...

Live from London, Ontario, once considered the "Serial Killer Capital" of Canada, where chickens were once banned from downtown, and birthplace of Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber, and Allie the Bunny, it's AEW Dynamite's September to Remember edition and the go-home show for AEW All Out on Saturday...

I was hoping someone else would make this thread since last week led to record low viewership, but alas, it's Wednesday (you know that that means) and tonight Dynamite continues their residency at the ECW arena. Snowman, coming off a week 1 victory, must have been in a great mood because we have...

Live from Toronto, whose King is from Compton, where whistling after 11pm and dragging a dead horse down Yonge Street on Sundays are illegal, and the hometown of Trish Stratus, Gail Kim, and AEW's own Adam Copeland, it's AEW All Out. Now at 3pm and on HBOMax, here is the card: AEW Men's World...

Live from the ECW Arena in Philly, where the first American-made piano was built, where a William Penn bobblehead sits on top of the Comcast Technology Center, and where the Dallas Cowboys kick off their 30th year of irrelevancy on Thursday night, it's AEW Dynamite! Snowman at least decided to...

Live from Philadelphia, home to America's first hospital, America's first Zoo, and to the REIGNING, UNDISPUTED Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles, and where a young Snowman probably learned about snow for the first time from Sabu after a match in 1997, it's AEW Dynamite live from the ECW...

Live from London, England, home of the world's oldest hat shop, where it's illegal to import potatoes from Poland, and home of Will Ospreay, it's Forbidden Door, presented by AEW, CMLL, and NJPW! So far, here is the card: AEW World Championship: Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. MJF AEW Women's...

Live from Arlington, TX, a suburb of Dallas, where the frozen margarita machine was invented, 7/11 was born, and AT&T Stadium, which is not only home to the most overrated NFL franchise of the past 30 years (FLY EAGLES FLY) but is also the world's largest column-free room, it's AEW All In! So...

Live, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, home to the United States oldest wine region, the world's largest hot air ballooning event, and home of Mike Judge, Jeff Bezos, Walter White, and Ronnie Lott, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card: Jon Moxley & The Young Bucks vs. Swerve Strickland...

Live from Glendale, AZ, 9 miles from Phoenix, which is the largest U.S. city without Amtrak rail service, where street racing is legal if the landowner or officials approve the race, and home town of The Boogeyman, The Pope D'Angelo Dinero, and David Spade, it's AEW Double or Nothing! So far...