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Live from Reading, Pennsylvania, the pretzel and outlet shopping capital of the world and where Taylor Swift is originally from, it's the final AEW Dynamite before Full Gear on Saturday! Here is what we have so far: Wheeler Yuta vs. Orange Cassidy Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli Kris...

Live from Bridgeport, Connecticut, which is somehow the largest city in the state of Connecticut (not like you're missing much in Connecticut other than I-95 traffic and Foxwoods & Mohegan Sun), it's AEW Dynamite! Here is what's on tap for the show:

Live from Newark, New Jersey, where it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm without a Doctor's note and birthplace of Shaq, Whitney Houston, and Joe Pesci, it's AEW Full Gear! Because I deleted my account to Space Karen's website, twitter links won't be posted going further. Here is there...

Taped Live from Providence Rhode Island, where it's illegal for one person to buy both a toothbrush and toothpaste on a Sunday, home to the World's Largest (fake) Bug, and where 20-25 years ago you could easily find a bar to drink at if you were under 21, it's AEW Collision. Here is what's on...

Live from Philadelphia, where the first computer was invented, where it's illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator, and where "Go Birds" is an acceptable substitute to "Hello", it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: AEW Women's Championship: Mariah May (c) vs. Anna Jay Kyle...

Live from Cleveland, Ohio, home to Drew Carey, the World's Largest Rubber Stamp, and where it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting permit, it's AEW's Fright Night edition of Dynamite! With enough matches announced ahead of time (good job finally advertising in advance Snowman!), may as well...

Live from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where it's illegal to read a person's palms in the city limits and is the original home of Quaker Oats and the Wrestling Observer's Worst Major Wrestling show of 1997 (nWo Souled Out), it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: LFI vs. FTR Ricochet vs. Lio...

Live from Salt Lake City, where it is illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag, where more Jell-O per capita is consumed, and is the birthplace of Butch Cassidy, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card: ROH World Championship Ladder War: Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Chris...

Taped on Thursday Live from Stockton, California, home of the Annual Asparagus Festival and the World's Largest Filing Cabinet, it's AEW Collision and Battle of the Belts. So far, here is what we have (This was taped so no spoilers): Collision: AEW Trios Championship: BCC vs. Top Flight &...

Live from San Jose, home of the first McDonald's location to sell french fries, the world's largest Monopoly board, and the world's first radio broadcast, it's AEW Dynamite! With the next major event a little over 5 weeks away, time to do some storyline building. Jay White vs. Christian Cage...

Taped on Thursday Live from Toledo, Ohio, birthplace of the Jeep and the first city in the world to have electric streetlights, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, hometown of Sam Sneed & Britt Baker and home of the oldest movie theater, the first gas station, and the most bridges of any city on the planet, it's AEW Dynamite. Time flies as exactly 5 years ago, Dynamite launched in DC. So far, here is the card: Title for...

Live from Tacoma, Washington, Swerve Strickland's home town, Nick Wayne, Darby Allin and Bryan Danielson's home region, and home to the first Denny's and the World's Largest Snow Globe, it's AEW WrestleDream! So far, here is the card: AEW World Championship: Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jon Moxley...

Live from Queens, home to the oldest tree in New York City, an Experimental Weather Control Tower, Radiation Test Houses, and the world's largest (not located in Kentucky) Bourbon Distillery, it's AEW Grand Slam! Dynamite will be live and Collision for Saturday will be taped in front of 20,000...

Live from Springfield, Massachusetts, home to the world's largest smiley face granite monument and the birthplace of basketball and Dr. Seuss, it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: Bunkhouse Brawl for the ROH Tag Team Championship: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara (C) vs. Mike Bennett and...

Live from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, inspiration for the US version of The Office, home to one of the oldest continuously operating farmers' markets in the US and a completely overrated style of pizza (might be a little biased since an ex of mine was from that area), it's AEW Dynamite! So far...

Live from Dayton, Ohio, not home to people eating dogs and cats, but home of Zapp (RIP Roger Troutman) and the world's first cash register, it's AEW Collision. Here is the card so far: "Scapegoat" Jack Perry vs. Christopher Daniels Grizzled Young Veterans vs. FTR The Beast Mortos & Premier...

Live from Chicago, birthplace of the zipper and where the river flows backwards, it's Collision and a LIVE edition of Rampage. Both are the go-home episodes for All Out on Saturday. Here's what we have so far: All-Star 8-Man Tag: Bryan Danielson, PAC, Wheeler Yuta, and Claudio Castagnoli vs...

Live from Milwaukee, birthplace of the typewriter and the home to the world's largest four-faced clock, it's AEW Dynamite. So far, here is what we have: AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs Kyle Fletcher AEW Women's Championship: Mariah May (c) vs. Nyla Rose PAC, Wheeler...

Live from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where the first four door automobile was invented and also was a popular divorce destination in the 1890's (hey, I have to hype up the decision to have a televised show from this town somehow), it's AEW Collision! If you haven't had your fill of wrestling...