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Taped Life from Manhattan, where it's illegal to provide a beer to a moose and sell slippers past 10pm, it's AEW's Christmas Night Dynamite! With several matches already announced, along with it being taped on Sunday, figure I get this thread going now before I head out of town. Here's what has...

Live from Washington, DC, home of the world's oldest continually operating fish market, where it's illegal to take pictures in a public location for more than five minutes, and hometown of Dave Chappelle, Dave Bautista, and Bill Nye the Science Guy, it's the Holiday Bash edition AEW Dynamite and...

Taped Thursday night Live from St. Louis, home of the world's largest chess piece and pair of underwear, hometown of Randy Orton, Nelly, and Jayson Tatum, and a place DJ Quik once said is Just Lyke Compton, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight's show (No Spoilers): Continental...

Live from Orlando, Florida, home of the World's Largest McDonald's, part of Sinkhole Alley, and hometown to Warren Sapp, Mickey Mouse, and Wesley Snipes, it's AEW Worlds End! Here is the card so far: AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. Orange Cassidy vs. Jay White vs. Hangman Adam Page...

Live from Galaxy Con, taking place in Columbus, Ohio, where it's illegal for stores to sell Corn Flakes on Sundays, home to a Panera Bread that (somehow) has a secret menu, and home of the largest Lunch Box Museum in the world, it's AEW Collision. Here is the card so far:

Live from Fishers, Indiana, a state where a person may not enter a theater or public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic and where baths may not be taken between the months of October and March, it's AEW Dynamite! Here is the card so far: Continental Classic: Brody King vs. Claudio...

Live Taped from Chicago, where if you don't have $1 on you, you're considered a vagrant, where timeouts are optional if you are down by 3 points and driving, and where if you want a parking space, you can place a marker in a spot and it's yours for 48 hours, it's AEW Collision! Episode is taped...

Live from Chicago, home of the most Moveable Bridges in the World, where it's against the law to give dogs whiskey, illegal to eat in a restaurant that's on fire, and the hometown of President Obama, Twista, and Donovan McNabb, it's the Thanksgiving Eve edition of AEW Dynamite! It would be nice...

Live from Reading, Pennsylvania, the pretzel and outlet shopping capital of the world and where Taylor Swift is originally from, it's the final AEW Dynamite before Full Gear on Saturday! Here is what we have so far: Wheeler Yuta vs. Orange Cassidy Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli Kris...

Live from Bridgeport, Connecticut, which is somehow the largest city in the state of Connecticut (not like you're missing much in Connecticut other than I-95 traffic and Foxwoods & Mohegan Sun), it's AEW Dynamite! Here is what's on tap for the show:

Live from Newark, New Jersey, where it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm without a Doctor's note and birthplace of Shaq, Whitney Houston, and Joe Pesci, it's AEW Full Gear! Because I deleted my account to Space Karen's website, twitter links won't be posted going further. Here is there...

Taped Live from Providence Rhode Island, where it's illegal for one person to buy both a toothbrush and toothpaste on a Sunday, home to the World's Largest (fake) Bug, and where 20-25 years ago you could easily find a bar to drink at if you were under 21, it's AEW Collision. Here is what's on...

Live from Philadelphia, where the first computer was invented, where it's illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator, and where "Go Birds" is an acceptable substitute to "Hello", it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: AEW Women's Championship: Mariah May (c) vs. Anna Jay Kyle...

Live from Cleveland, Ohio, home to Drew Carey, the World's Largest Rubber Stamp, and where it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting permit, it's AEW's Fright Night edition of Dynamite! With enough matches announced ahead of time (good job finally advertising in advance Snowman!), may as well...

Live from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where it's illegal to read a person's palms in the city limits and is the original home of Quaker Oats and the Wrestling Observer's Worst Major Wrestling show of 1997 (nWo Souled Out), it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: LFI vs. FTR Ricochet vs. Lio...

Live from Salt Lake City, where it is illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag, where more Jell-O per capita is consumed, and is the birthplace of Butch Cassidy, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card: ROH World Championship Ladder War: Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Chris...

Taped on Thursday Live from Stockton, California, home of the Annual Asparagus Festival and the World's Largest Filing Cabinet, it's AEW Collision and Battle of the Belts. So far, here is what we have (This was taped so no spoilers): Collision: AEW Trios Championship: BCC vs. Top Flight &...

Live from San Jose, home of the first McDonald's location to sell french fries, the world's largest Monopoly board, and the world's first radio broadcast, it's AEW Dynamite! With the next major event a little over 5 weeks away, time to do some storyline building. Jay White vs. Christian Cage...

Taped on Thursday Live from Toledo, Ohio, birthplace of the Jeep and the first city in the world to have electric streetlights, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, hometown of Sam Sneed & Britt Baker and home of the oldest movie theater, the first gas station, and the most bridges of any city on the planet, it's AEW Dynamite. Time flies as exactly 5 years ago, Dynamite launched in DC. So far, here is the card: Title for...