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Live from Edinburg, Texas, which looks like its near McAllen, Texas, which is not only the butterfly capital of North America, but also imported their palm trees from Cuba, it’s AEW's Fright Night edition of Dynamite! Here is the card:

Live from San Antonio, where climbing on pecan trees in public is illegal, home of the most tamales made in 12 hours, and hometown of Shawn Michaels, Shaq (yes, he graduated high school in San Antonio), and Hilary Duff, it's AEW Dynamite! In typical Snowman fashion, we have two matches...

Live from Kansas City, the city with the most fountains in the United States, where ringing gongs is banned, and home of Tech N9ne, Don Cheadle, and The Coach, it's a special 3 hour Dynamite & Collision and the go-home show for Wrestledream! Here is the card for tonight:

Love from Jacksonville, Florida, where it is illegal to leave your chickens unsupervised and where ostrich ownership & racing are both illegal, home of the 4-1 Jacksonville Jaguars (seriously?), and birthplace of AEW, Limp Bizkit, Sable, and Kelly Kelly, it's a special Title Tuesday edition of...

Live from Hollywood, Florida, in between Fort Lauderdale (where it's illegal to swim in long pants or shoes) and Miami (where it's illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays and for men to be seen in public in strapless gowns), and home to Hollywood Brown, Joe DiMaggio, and Josh Gad...

Live from Pittsburgh, PA, where the Big Mac was invented, where the first drive-in gas station opened, and home to Sam Sneed, Andy Warhol, and a surprisingly good amount of pro wrestlers (including Kurt Angle, Bruno Sammartino, Shane Douglas, Britt Baker, Corey Graves, and Virgil/Vincent), it's...

Live from London, Ontario, once considered the "Serial Killer Capital" of Canada, where chickens were once banned from downtown, and birthplace of Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber, and Allie the Bunny, it's AEW Dynamite's September to Remember edition and the go-home show for AEW All Out on Saturday...

I was hoping someone else would make this thread since last week led to record low viewership, but alas, it's Wednesday (you know that that means) and tonight Dynamite continues their residency at the ECW arena. Snowman, coming off a week 1 victory, must have been in a great mood because we have...

Live from the ECW Arena in Philly, where the first American-made piano was built, where a William Penn bobblehead sits on top of the Comcast Technology Center, and where the Dallas Cowboys kick off their 30th year of irrelevancy on Thursday night, it's AEW Dynamite! Snowman at least decided to...

Live from Philadelphia, home to America's first hospital, America's first Zoo, and to the REIGNING, UNDISPUTED Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles, and where a young Snowman probably learned about snow for the first time from Sabu after a match in 1997, it's AEW Dynamite live from the ECW...

Live, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, home to the United States oldest wine region, the world's largest hot air ballooning event, and home of Mike Judge, Jeff Bezos, Walter White, and Ronnie Lott, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is the card: Jon Moxley & The Young Bucks vs. Swerve Strickland...

Live from Baltimore, Maryland, where it's illegal to take a lion to a movie theater, and home to Gilberg, Rich Swann, and the world's first umbrella factory, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, here is what we have: First Time Ever: PAC vs. Swerve Strickland Jon Moxley vs. Katsuyori Shibata Wheeler...

Live from Fresno, California, where it's not only illegal to sell permanent markers, but also illegal to play bingo drunk, it's AEW Dynamite. Formerly the raisin capital of the world, it is home to Bruce Bowen, Kevin Federline, Bison Dele, and Xavier Worthy, and will be home to the first...

Live from Sacramento, where it's illegal to sell or give a minor any superhero crime-fighting comic book and home of C-Bo, Solo Sikoa, and Aaron Judge, it's the go-home edition of AEW Dynamite! Because it's only Tuesday morning, Snowman hasn't loaded up the card yet, so here's what we got so...

Taped tonight due to traveling to Australia Live from Austin, Texas, where you can technically legally marry someone by publicly introducing them as your spouse at least three times, home to North America's largest urban bat colony, The Cathedral of Junk, Dustin Rhodes & Matthew McConaughey...

Live from Huntsville, AL, where it's illegal to wear a fake mustache in church, illegal to hold bear wrestling matches, and home of Space Camp, Bobby Eaton, and Mick Jenkins it's AEW Dynamite! So far, because we know Snowman is probably going to add more last minute, here is what's on tap:

Live from Knoxville, TN, the birthplace of Mountain Dew, home of a body farm, and where Bianca Belair, Quentin Tarantino, and Johnny Knoxville were all born, it's AEW Dynamite! So far, where is what's been announced for tonight: AEW World Tag Team Championship: Private Party (c) vs. Hurt...

Live from Cincinnati, OH, home of the first professional baseball team, skyline chili, and the hometown of Jon Moxley, Brian Pillman, and Carmen Electra, it's the Maximum Carnage edition of AEW Dynamite! Here is the card so far: AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs Kenny...

Live from Clarksville, TN, home of the oldest continuously operating bank in Tennessee, one time home of Jimi Hendrix, not the home town of Hoegan's shytty beer, and home town of Shawn Marion, it's AEW Dynamite! Snowman finally decided to add some matches this afternoon, so here's what's on tap...

Live on TBS (and now streaming live on Max!), it's AEW's new year edition of Dynamite, which is a special Fight for the Fallen edition. Broadcasting from Asheville, NC, where it's illegal to sneeze on city streets, home to the Flat Earth Research Society and Friday Night Drum Circles, and...