aew collision

Taped Thursday night Live from St. Louis, home of the world's largest chess piece and pair of underwear, hometown of Randy Orton, Nelly, and Jayson Tatum, and a place DJ Quik once said is Just Lyke Compton, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight's show (No Spoilers): Continental...

Live from Galaxy Con, taking place in Columbus, Ohio, where it's illegal for stores to sell Corn Flakes on Sundays, home to a Panera Bread that (somehow) has a secret menu, and home of the largest Lunch Box Museum in the world, it's AEW Collision. Here is the card so far:

Live Taped from Chicago, where if you don't have $1 on you, you're considered a vagrant, where timeouts are optional if you are down by 3 points and driving, and where if you want a parking space, you can place a marker in a spot and it's yours for 48 hours, it's AEW Collision! Episode is taped...

Taped Live from Providence Rhode Island, where it's illegal for one person to buy both a toothbrush and toothpaste on a Sunday, home to the World's Largest (fake) Bug, and where 20-25 years ago you could easily find a bar to drink at if you were under 21, it's AEW Collision. Here is what's on...

Live from Philadelphia, where the first computer was invented, where it's illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator, and where "Go Birds" is an acceptable substitute to "Hello", it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: AEW Women's Championship: Mariah May (c) vs. Anna Jay Kyle...

Live from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where it's illegal to read a person's palms in the city limits and is the original home of Quaker Oats and the Wrestling Observer's Worst Major Wrestling show of 1997 (nWo Souled Out), it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: LFI vs. FTR Ricochet vs. Lio...

Taped on Thursday Live from Stockton, California, home of the Annual Asparagus Festival and the World's Largest Filing Cabinet, it's AEW Collision and Battle of the Belts. So far, here is what we have (This was taped so no spoilers): Collision: AEW Trios Championship: BCC vs. Top Flight &...

Taped on Thursday Live from Toledo, Ohio, birthplace of the Jeep and the first city in the world to have electric streetlights, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from Queens, home to the oldest tree in New York City, an Experimental Weather Control Tower, Radiation Test Houses, and the world's largest (not located in Kentucky) Bourbon Distillery, it's AEW Grand Slam! Dynamite will be live and Collision for Saturday will be taped in front of 20,000...

Live from Springfield, Massachusetts, home to the world's largest smiley face granite monument and the birthplace of basketball and Dr. Seuss, it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: Bunkhouse Brawl for the ROH Tag Team Championship: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara (C) vs. Mike Bennett and...

Live from Dayton, Ohio, not home to people eating dogs and cats, but home of Zapp (RIP Roger Troutman) and the world's first cash register, it's AEW Collision. Here is the card so far: "Scapegoat" Jack Perry vs. Christopher Daniels Grizzled Young Veterans vs. FTR The Beast Mortos & Premier...

Live from Chicago, birthplace of the zipper and where the river flows backwards, it's Collision and a LIVE edition of Rampage. Both are the go-home episodes for All Out on Saturday. Here's what we have so far: All-Star 8-Man Tag: Bryan Danielson, PAC, Wheeler Yuta, and Claudio Castagnoli vs...

Live from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where the first four door automobile was invented and also was a popular divorce destination in the 1890's (hey, I have to hype up the decision to have a televised show from this town somehow), it's AEW Collision! If you haven't had your fill of wrestling...

Live from hell Arlington, Texas, it's AEW Collision. This is the final show of their residency in Arlington and the last show before everyone flies to England for All In week. Here is the card so far: ROH Tag Team Championship: The Kingdom vs. Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara #1 Contenders...

Live...ish (taped yesterday), it's AEW Collision from Allentown, Pennsylvania. With no Kendrick Lamar concert on tonight (though ethering Drake to Bolivia will never get old), here is the card: AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. Brian Cage AEW Continental Championship...

Live from *checks notes* Youngstown, Ohio (guess the arena in Southeast Bumblefukk, South Dakota was booked), it's the one year anniversary show for Collision. With four announcements already made (and having off from work today), let's get this show going: No DQ Match: Deonna Purrazzo vs...

Live from *checks notes* Council Bluffs, Iowa (I guess going across the river to Omaha was too much?), it's AEW Collision. So far here is the announced card: Kyle O'Reilly vs. Orange Cassidy Wheeler Yuta & Claudio Castagnoli vs. FTR "Timeless" Toni Storm vs. Lady Frost Dustin Rhodes vs...

Live from Vancouver, it's AEW Collision with a side of Rampage afterwards. Here are the cards: Collision Rampage

Live from Chicago (again), it's AEW Collision and the go-home show to All Out at the United Center. So far on the card we have: AEW Trios Championship: The Acclaimed and Daddy Ass (C) vs. Daddy Magic, Cool Hand Ang, and Daniel Garcia Ruby Soho/Saraya/Toni Storm vs. Kris Statlander/Britt...

Live from the United Center, it's the debut episode of AEW Collision Main Event: Sourpuss Punk & AEW Tag Team Champs FTR vs. Samoa Joe, Jay White, and *checks notes* Juice Robinson AEW TNT Championship (Finally on TNT for once): Wardlow (c) vs. Luchasaurus Andrade El Idolo vs. Buddy Matthews...