Zero Punctuation: The Last Of Us

[daze23]

The Escapist : Video Galleries : Zero Punctuation : The Last of Us

 

[PS5 Pro]

It basically broke down everything I was worried about. Dumbass A.I. (cloud would of handled that)

LMAO at "fukk you I got mine"

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I can never see their shyt.

They want you to pay for html5

 

[Rekkapryde]

 

[daze23]

(cloud would of handled that)

 

[Heelmatic]

It's been out for like a month, they just now reviewing it?

 

[Teal.]

 

[Prodigital]

I just played it and beat it yesterday. Seems a like a accurate review.

Spoiler

Ending made no fukking sense it's like the art leads told them to wrap it up

They killed soo many people and zombies and then just go back to normal life? They made me kill a doctor? I mean i walked around the room for like 5 minutes wondering if this game really turned this bogus. And then he literally just walks out the hospital.

Once i got that flame thrower it was over.. but at no point was there a place for me to refill my ammo, yet i could take it to the work bench and upgrade weapons i had no ammo for... arrows sometimes stay in tact when you shoot enemies but not always. And a arrow to the leg is an instant kill.

And using the stealth hearing sense mode, there were times i saw the game literally spawn like ten enemies from the same spot. This shyt should be unacceptable in 2013. I just fukking killed the entire room but one guy hears me and here come a gang more.

Was a dope game, had some nice moments, but goes down as another predictable action adventure. You guys kill me with the overrating shyt

 

[daze23]

It's been out for like a month, they just now reviewing it?

he's always kinda late. maybe these companies aren't in a hurry to send him advance copies...

 

[Bud Bundy]

^^
dude is the star of video games. I think he only liked 5 games that he played. Those reviews are always funny though.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I just played it and beat it yesterday. Seems a like a accurate review.

Spoiler

Ending made no fukking sense it's like the art leads told them to wrap it up

They killed soo many people and zombies and then just go back to normal life? They made me kill a doctor? I mean i walked around the room for like 5 minutes wondering if this game really turned this bogus. And then he literally just walks out the hospital.

Once i got that flame thrower it was over.. but at no point was there a place for me to refill my ammo, yet i could take it to the work bench and upgrade weapons i had no ammo for... arrows sometimes stay in tact when you shoot enemies but not always. And a arrow to the leg is an instant kill.

And using the stealth hearing sense mode, there were times i saw the game literally spawn like ten enemies from the same spot. This shyt should be unacceptable in 2013. I just fukking killed the entire room but one guy hears me and here come a gang more.

Was a dope game, had some nice moments, but goes down as another predictable action adventure. You guys kill me with the overrating shyt

watch out for fanboy accusations in 3........2..........1

 

[daze23]

watch out for fanboy accusations in 3........2..........1

"what's your gamertag?"

"what difficulty did you play on?"

"how long have you been a microsoft employee?"

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

meh....i still think it's top ten best game this gen even with it's mr. magoo a.i.
funny review as usual though.

 

[PS5 Pro]

It's been out for like a month, they just now reviewing it?

Maybe he didn't want to post a rewiew before he had the chance to take the game in?

Grand Theft Auto 4 was considered the best game ever made. 2 weeks later everyone hated it. If what I just said is news to you, welcome to videogaming 101

 

[storyteller]

News flash:

Spoiler

Joel isn't the HERO of the story. He's a human being, with real flaws and made a decision that I think many people could relate to by the end of the game, but which also meant he's a selfish murderer who doesn't care about much beyond himself. The lie at the end reflects this (he's not lying for her sake, he's lying for his own need to have his daughter back). So any review that reduces the game to looking for the morality of Joel's decision is flawed, dude's decision wasn't the right one. In that way, it reminded me of the Walking Dead games actually...and before anyone asks the obvious question, no...there really aren't any heroes, though the two most proactive characters are Joel's brother and the woman who would put the world before her familial love of that little girl. Both of those characters served to show that Joel could have made decisions that made him a better human being. Joel, in the end, is closer to the human characters you kill all game long than he is to those characters and I think that was the point.