You're walking down the street and some goons punch ya daughter in the stomach & RUN

Ed MOTHERFUCKING G

Ed MOTHERFUCKING G

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They scoop her up over the shoulder and BOOK IT....you find out theyre about 10 'levels' away, are working for one final boss, and they put a bounty out on you and the entire city is trying to stop you from getting your daughter back and get to the final boss. :damn:
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Basically, you're in a real life Beat-em-up game :shaq:

Its you, and you can choose THREE CHARACTORS to ride with you in the history of beat em up video games to help. :ohhh:

  • No guns (unless you pick them up on the ground :youngsabo: )...basically no gunstar or metal slug charactors
  • Mutants are cool, but logically in videogame canon they arent more powerful than humans in these games...it still takes 2-3 hits to beat a bad guy:manny: )
  • They had to be a playable charactor in a previous beat em up


Posse up :myman:Whos on your dream team?
 
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shyt, my man from Renegade, my man from Kung Fu and Jimmy Lee.

My daughter will be back home playing with Barbie dolls before sundown.
 
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Axel, Ryu (original street fighter ftw) and Scott Pilgrim are my "not even stopping to think about it" choices...subject to change but I really like that trio.

Edit: Might have to switch Pilgrim with Haggar actually...Having the Mayor on my squad doin' german suplexes would be dope.
 
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Do the Koei games (Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Musou Orochi) count?
 
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