You're the U.S. President, The FAA calls...Malaysian Flight 370...

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"We need you in the situation room, Mr. President. Now."

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Confidential Briefing:

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Situation: The cockpit of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 has attempted communications with Michael Huearta, Administer of the FAA(Federal Aviation Administration).

Intel:
1. The individuals in the cockpit are not the pilots. They are making demands for the release of 14 detained members of their terrorist organization.

2. They are reporting that 238 of the 239 occupants are alive. 1 confirmed fatality, a passenger who attempted to disrupt the hijacking in the begininng stages of the operation. (No intel on the health of the other passengers)

3. 3 Confirmed United States Citizens are passengers. 160 are Chinese

3/8/14 00:41 hrs- Flight departed Kuala Lumpur International Airport for Beijing.
3/8/14 01:20 hrs - Went dark.
38/14 - 3/13/14 - Reports of delibrate course change.

3. The plane may have landed for 1 full 24hr period on an abandoned Vietnamese Air strip.
Demands:


1. The safe landing at JFK Airport, which plane is now on route to.
2. A native(to organization) language speaking negotiator to meet outside of landing site.
3. The release of 14 detainees.
4. $ 40 mill relief to their home country.

Issues:

1. No confirmation of the health status of passengers and crew of Flight MH370.
2. Asking to be safely allowed to fly and land on U.S Soil.
3. 5 days of dark times between last known location and now.

ETA: 5 hours.


Question 1.
As President...what are your options?

Question 2.
What would you do?

Question 3.
What would Barack Obama do? :whew:

Both Cam'ron & Lupe Fiasco are on your advisory team by the way... :lupe::stopitslime:






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Start from worst case scenario and work our way backwards. Worst case scenario is they have a device on the plane that will potential cause alot of damage. Another worst case scenario is they are just flunkies who will down the plane and hurt citizens of various nations.


Contact delegates from passengers corresponding nations and tell them the situation and what we're prepared to do in a worst case scenario and ask them how they feel about it. Worst case scenario is shooting the plane down. THERE IS NO WAY THE PLANE IS LANDING IN AMERICA considering the flight didnt originate in America, so why do they want to land in America. Ask for the nations assistance in tracking down and destroying whatever organization is behind this attack. Hopefully an agreement can be made if worst case scenario happens. In a best case scenario where hostages are released somewhere that isnt America, say america will take the effort to find whos responsible in a collaborative effort with other nations with involved citizens.

While we work with delegates behind the scenes, try to negotiate a different landing area in neutral territory where the hostages can be rescued and sent back to their corresponding countries. While doing this rush a special ops team to the plane to take it over like Executive Decision

Inform them that you're working on a landing point for them and tell them they can land in Puerto Rico or Haiti, cuba or a landing strip on some US Blacksite that may be a fake front for a us opposition group so to seem like a neutral landing point, (but it really isnt)

Inform them that we will meet their demands as long as they free the hostages. As they approach the landing points inform them if they dont meet the demands you will have to destroy them and whatever organization they represent.

Wait for their response.

If they comply we get the hostages, they get what they want and then we hunt them all down slowly behind the scenes so the next group thinks they can negotiate a similiar situation instead of just killing. Or just lie and say they attacked after freeing hostages and destroy them. If there is a device on the plane it sadly crushes a nation that isnt America and its all blamed on the organization behind this group

If they dont comply and start talking about killing hostages, use special ops team to crush hostage takers, or shoot it down and deal with collateral damage, potential operation failure and political fallout. Blame it all on the organization responsible, hunt them all down, take their heads, parade them in the media, give the families some money and give them closure.



The end. Its so demonic, friends. :sadbron:
 
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That's a lot of information to process. I usually throw out 10 options. Pick a number. There you go. :manny:
Yea, it was my firs tthread w/ this type of template. I thought about doing that but I didn't want to pigeon hole the answers.

I'm not going to lie, where I work, this is the hypo that I presented at the water cooler. I'm more entertained and pleased by my coli brethren so I wanted yall ideas. :obama:
 

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Yea, it was my firs tthread w/ this type of template. I thought about doing that but I didn't want to pigeon hole the answers.

I'm not going to lie, where I work, this is the hypo that I presented at the water cooler. I'm more entertained and pleased by my coli brethren so I wanted yall ideas. :obama:
Actually, I was just kidding around.
Have you played my Russian Roulette games in Just Buggin Out. That's what I was talking about. It's just random guessing and fun.
Yours is a legitimate thinking thread.

To answer your question, I would go along with US protocol. We don't deal with terrorists, ever. Of course, we would have to handle it to keep the hostages alive.
Step 1. Get them to remain calm and sucker them to land into a neutral airport safely.
Step 2. Get a SEAL team out to Asia ASAP.
Step 3. Work with allies to get an airport available for the terrorists to land rather them have them fly around until fuel runs out, which then threatens hostages with a crash landing.
Step 4. Call in Monica Lewinsky. :shaq: Yeah.... it's like that.
 

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Actually, I was just kidding around.
Have you played my Russian Roulette games in Just Buggin Out. That's what I was talking about. It's just random guessing and fun.
Yours is a legitimate thinking thread.
To answer your question, I would go along with US protocol. We don't deal with terrorists, ever. Of course, we would have to handle it to keep the hostages alive.
Step 1. Get them to remain calm and sucker them to land into a neutral airport safely.
Step 2. Get a SEAL team out to Asia ASAP.
Step 3. Work with allies to get an airport available for the terrorists to land rather them have them fly around until fuel runs out, which then threatens hostages with a crash landing.
Step 4. Call in Monica Lewinsky. :shaq: Yeah.... it's like that.

Start from worst case scenario and work our way backwards. Worst case scenario is they have a device on the plane that will potential cause alot of damage. Another worst case scenario is they are just flunkies who will down the plane and hurt citizens of various nations.


Contact delegates from passengers corresponding nations and tell them the situation and what we're prepared to do in a worst case scenario and ask them how they feel about it. Worst case scenario is shooting the plane down. THERE IS NO WAY THE PLANE IS LANDING IN AMERICA considering the flight didnt originate in America, so why do they want to land in America. Ask for the nations assistance in tracking down and destroying whatever organization is behind this attack. Hopefully an agreement can be made if worst case scenario happens. In a best case scenario where hostages are released somewhere that isnt America, say america will take the effort to find whos responsible in a collaborative effort with other nations with involved citizens.

While we work with delegates behind the scenes, try to negotiate a different landing area in neutral territory where the hostages can be rescued and sent back to their corresponding countries. While doing this rush a special ops team to the plane to take it over like Executive Decision

Inform them that you're working on a landing point for them and tell them they can land in Puerto Rico or Haiti, cuba or a landing strip on some US Blacksite that may be a fake front for a us opposition group so to seem like a neutral landing point, (but it really isnt)

Inform them that we will meet their demands as long as they free the hostages. As they approach the landing points inform them if they dont meet the demands you will have to destroy them and whatever organization they represent.

Wait for their response.

If they comply we get the hostages, they get what they want and then we hunt them all down slowly behind the scenes so the next group thinks they can negotiate a similiar situation instead of just killing. Or just lie and say they attacked after freeing hostages and destroy them. If there is a device on the plane it sadly crushes a nation that isnt America and its all blamed on the organization behind this group

If they dont comply and start talking about killing hostages, use special ops team to crush hostage takers, or shoot it down and deal with collateral damage, potential operation failure and political fallout. Blame it all on the organization responsible, hunt them all down, take their heads, parade them in the media, give the families some money and give them closure.



The end. Its so demonic, friends. :sadbron:
:ohhh::obama::lawd:

I like this answer. Of course I'm going to throw a monkey wrench in the this situation though.

The message is relayed to the hijackers.

Radio communication goes dark for 1 hour.

Now ETA 4 hours.

From what I understand based on your response, at this point, you'd be on the crusp of sending that order for a F-16 to take the plane down.

A hjacker sees this..
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And then a new radio communication is began. "Back off, we do not want to hurt anyone, however we are prepared for sacrifice. We do not trust any other country to land in...[static]The U.S cares about innocence....[static] We are continuing on course. Please back off.
Another voice gets on the radio: [shuffling of the radio][static] We are NOT going to kill anyone in air, however, we are prepared for sacrifice at your hands in air. We will be prepared to kill passengers, starting w/ Americans. Please, cooperate w/ us."

A new briefing indicates
Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China had a press conference in which he stated forcefully:
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"We...are working on a diplomatic solution to the problem w/ the Government of the U.S. We are SURE that nothing will happen to any of the 160 Chinese passengers on that plane as long as the U.S acts diplomatically."

Met w/ great applause.

Cam is looking at you like...What we doing b?
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What's your move now?
 

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:ohhh::obama::lawd:

I like this answer. Of course I'm going to throw a monkey wrench in the this situation though.

The message is relayed to the hijackers.

Radio communication goes dark for 1 hour.

Now ETA 4 hours.

From what I understand based on your response, at this point, you'd be on the crusp of sending that order for a F-16 to take the plane down.

A hjacker sees this..
image.


And then a new radio communication is began. "Back off, we do not want to hurt anyone, however we are prepared for sacrifice. We do not trust any other country to land in...[static]The U.S cares about innocence....[static] We are continuing on course. Please back off.
Another voice gets on the radio: [shuffling of the radio][static] We are NOT going to kill anyone in air, however, we are prepared for sacrifice at your hands in air. We will be prepared to kill passengers, starting w/ Americans. Please, cooperate w/ us."

A new briefing indicates
Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China had a press conference in which he stated forcefully:
Xi-Jinping1.jpg

"We...are working on a diplomatic solution to the problem w/ the Government of the U.S. We are SURE that nothing will happen to any of the 160 Chinese passengers on that plane as long as the U.S acts diplomatically."

Met w/ great applause.

Cam is looking at you like...What we doing b?
killacam4.jpg



What's your move now?


Get that president on the jack, ASAP, play back the recording, let him know that we're sorry but we cannot allow them to land in the united states because we do not know what is on the plane. Even if we allow them to land on the coast of desert in texas and they release say a b!0l0g!c@l or n__lr weapon, it could cause damage to the nation so no, they will not be flying past puerto rico or getting close to Hawaii. If they continue then media blackout on events regarding the plane and do the unthinkable and send in the Special Ops team anyway and or take it down. How can you not trust any other landing place but the united states. The hijacker is Lying and unfortunately the plane will be brought down. We will get the chinese diplomats buyin or buy out but unfortunately the plane will be shot down. Offer compensation to chinese government for the act and if necessary plant a device at the scene to make the hijackers look guilty even if they didnt have a high powered destructive weapon.

Commemorate a holiday to the act to pay social reparations to the Chinese by acknowledging our shame/guilty and apologies

Its so demonic, friend. :sitdown:
 

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I like this answer. Of course I'm going to throw a monkey wrench in the this situation though.
The message is relayed to the hijackers.
Radio communication goes dark for 1 hour.
Now ETA 4 hours.

From what I understand based on your response, at this point, you'd be on the crusp of sending that order for a F-16 to take the plane down.
A hjacker sees this..
And then a new radio communication is began. "Back off, we do not want to hurt anyone, however we are prepared for sacrifice. We do not trust any other country to land in...[static]The U.S cares about innocence....[static] We are continuing on course. Please back off.
Another voice gets on the radio: [shuffling of the radio][static] We are NOT going to kill anyone in air, however, we are prepared for sacrifice at your hands in air. We will be prepared to kill passengers, starting w/ Americans. Please, cooperate w/ us."

A new briefing indicates
Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China had a press conference in which he stated forcefully:
"We...are working on a diplomatic solution to the problem w/ the Government of the U.S. We are SURE that nothing will happen to any of the 160 Chinese passengers on that plane as long as the U.S acts diplomatically."
Met w/ great applause.
Cam is looking at you like...What we doing b?
What's your move now?
That's a lot.
1. Has the CIA or Interpol obtained more information on the hi-jackers and organization they are working for.
2. If we have intel on hi-jackers, we send black ops teams to surveill their apartments, homes, friends's homes, etc. Extract them to Gitmo ASAP. Waterboarding time.
3. Get the hi-jackers to land in China. It's safer to work with them on the ground than in the air. Tell them we have an Airbus jet ready for them for a non-stop flight to the US from Shanghai. It's lie but it buys us time and gets them to land.
4. Back off our jets.
5. Monica Lewinsky is going to have to leave. Amateur hour is over. A professional is needed. Get Sophie Dee or Gianna Michaels on a jet to Camp David ASAP.
 

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Step 1 Call China, tell them the plane is not landing in the US and I'm prepared to act to make sure that does not happen.

Step 2. Tell the media the we have intelligence that there may be a nuke on board the plane.

Step 3. Create intelligence hinting that there is a nuke on board. Possibly bring in Colon Powell to confirm.

Step 4. Hack into Airplane PA System and tell the passengers that we are prepared to blow the plane out of the sky if it remains under the control of the terrorists. "There's 200+ of you and only a hand full of them....call me when it's done" :myman:

Step 4. Tell the terrorist the plane is not landing at JFK and I'm prepared to act to make sure that it does not happen, BUT we will allow them to land in a deserted location. Tell them we need the names of the people they want released. Also, confirm fuel and only allow them to land once the fuel level is to low for them to get away, ensure them the plane will be refueled (don't worry it wont matter in the end:scheme:)

Step 5. Run through standard terrorist negotiation tactics, ensuring media blackout because "intelligence has confirmed the possibilities of a nuke."

Step 6. Secure the release of as many passengers as possible in exchange for the 14.

Step 7. Allow them to leave.
Step 8. BLOW THEM THE FUK OUT THE SKY WITH PLANES PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE THE AMERICAN FLAG COVERED IN FORD STICKERS AND APPLE PIE.

Step 8. Release press statement saying that we could not allow terrorist to think they could win, that crash wreckage has confirmed the existence of said nuke, that future hijack attempts would result in an immediate and utter destruction of the plane, hostages or no ...... for the greater good of everyone.

Step 9. Send condolences to those who died, set up scholarships and such in their names, create national observance day for any hostages not rescued.
:wtb:
 
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