Woman Gets Her 20 Boyfriends to Buy Her 20 iPhone 7s, Then Sells Them All and Buys a House

[Doobie Doo]

At this point China should change it's name to the USA. United Simp Association.


Woman Gets Her 20 Boyfriends to Buy Her 20 iPhone 7s, Then Sells Them All and Buys a House

BY ELIZABETH KING


Elizabeth is a writer based in Chicago, IL. Follow her on Twitter @ekingc.


OCT 31, 2016

• China has used the confluence of a double digit number of boyfriends and a hot market for the new iPhone 7 to turn herself into a new homeowner. According to the BBC, a Chinese blogger rehashed the sounds-too-bad-ass-to-be-true story of a colleague who has 20 boyfriends who bought her 20 iPhone 7s, which the colleague then sold for cash to buy a house.
  
  The blogger, who writes under the pen name Proud Qiaoba, wrote last week about her colleague, Xiaoli's (which the BBC reports is also a pseudonym) path to homeownership, a story which the BBC reports went viral last week. "Who knows what her boyfriends think now this news has become public," Qiaoba wrote.
  
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  The BBC reports that it's a tough buyer's market for houses in China, making Xiaoli's accomplishment a source of pride for people who know her. Qiaoba blogged that Xiaoli "is not from a wealthy family. Her mum is a housewife and her dad is a migrant worker, and she is the oldest daughter. Her parents are getting old and she might be under a lot pressure hoping to buy them a house... But it's still unbelievable that she could use this method!"
  
  The story went viral on the Chinese micro-blogging site Weibo, where the BBC reports a hashtag that translates to "20 mobiles for a house" has been used over 13 million times, with many women expressing admiration for Xiaoli's romantic and financial savvy. According to the BBC, one Weibo user posted, "I can't even find one boyfriend. She can actually find 20 boyfriends at the same time and even get them to buy her an iPhone 7. Just want to ask her to teach me such skills."
  
  Some others weren't so friendly in their assessment of Xiaoli's endeavor, calling her "shameful."
  
  But Xiaoli has a house, 20 boyfriends, and for a brief time, 20 iPhone 7s, so it seems like she's still the one coming out on top.

http://www.complex.com/life/2016/10...mag&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social

 

[Supercoolmayo]

She had this face on while doing it

 

[Ashley Banks]

She better hope none of those dudes decide to snap on her

 

[Koba St]

What kinda house can you buy with the price of 20 iPhones?

I knew iPhones were expensive but....

Edit: in China. Ok

 

[Rout3r2035]

Be a thot to pay for the bamboo hut of your dreams brehettes

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

one child policy after effects

 

[Doobie Doo]

Be a thot to pay for the bamboo hut of your dreams brehettes

If this were America I would roll with you on the THOT part. But the fact is males in China are so beta I almost believe she didn't fukk ANY of these dudes (although I'm pretty sure one or two got some head or something.) These dudes will give away all their earthly possessions just to sniff bytch's drawls.

 

[Rawtid]

Yes! *come up shuffle*

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

And niccas here talking about getting a foreign as if they won't finesse you too

 

[Gold]

What kinda house can you buy with the price of 20 iPhones?

I knew iPhones were expensive but....

Edit: in China. Ok

You could do this in America too breh. unlocked iPhone 7s are around 850. that's 17k. that's enough for the down payment and closing cost on a medium sized home in texas.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

She better hope none of those dudes decide to snap on her

It's a buyer's market for Chinese women cause of that stupid 1 child policy

She'll be skraight

They are probably gonna buy her the 8 when it comes out

 

[Mordith]

I thought this was going to be a Detroit based story.......

 

[MewTwo]

She's a genius. But of course the coli will have nothing but negative things to say about her.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

You could do this in America too breh. unlocked iPhone 7s are around 850. that's 17k. that's enough for the down payment and closing cost on a medium sized home in texas.

Time to get ten Chinese simps

 

[AintNoCrampInYaMouthTho]

Ling Ling outchea conning them Asian simps